bitch

bitch
1. (Bitch) (16133↑, 4226↓)
(1) Word used to describe the act of whining excessively. (2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less. (3) Modern-day servant; A person who performs tasks for another, usually degrading in status. (4) Term used to exclaim hardship.

(1) "Stop bitching Todd\!" (2) "Can I ride bitch?" (3) "Bring my friend and I some vodka bitch" (4) *Peron tells story to other cellmate, depicting how they came to be there, cellmate says* "Ain't that a Bitch\!"

2. (bitch) (8374↑, 3253↓)
An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.

"He is *so* her bitch." "How can you tell?" "He's wearing plaid."

3. (bitch) (7014↑, 2898↓)
1. Annoying and whining female. 2. Female Dog

1. That bitch had me up all last night 2. This bitch likes to suck on a bone then eat pedigree.

4. (bitch) (6904↑, 3663↓)
A woman that doesn't give a flying f*ck anymore and that can and will be cruel to men.

Im always a bitch to assholes like you and by the way im proud to be a bitch

Author: f*ck if you need to know http://bitch.urbanup.com/1145840
5. (bitch) (5198↑, 2008↓)
A woman who would say things that if she were a man, she would be confronted or assaulted. (using her position as a woman as a shield)

I can't believe what that bitch gets away with saying.

6. (bitch) (3583↑, 1148↓)
to complain

Suzy just like to sit around and bitch about the high price of crack

7. (bitch) (3707↑, 1602↓)
a women with a bad attitude

She won't smile, what a bitch

Author: funky assed jikka http://bitch.urbanup.com/1109617
8. (Bitch) (1757↑, 998↓)
The person forced to sit in the middle of the back seat in a car. Often in cases where multiple men and one woman are riding, the woman will automatically be the "bitch" to serve as padding for irrational male homophobia.

Looks like \<insert name here\> is sitting bitch again

Author: Bungalow Bill http://bitch.urbanup.com/847
9. (Bitch) (660↑, 219↓)
I big nosed female horse living in the Tri-State Area that typically wears trashy clothes and can't find a man.

Hey look, that's bitch's nose is over 9000\!

10. (bitch) (798↑, 445↓)
If enunciated properly, the word bitch can be demeaning to the point of devastation. The key to success when using this form of slander lies within several factors of deliverance. In ascending order of importance, these factors of execution include: 5. Audience 4. Voice Quality 3. Setup 2. Volume 1. Selling the ‘B’ In order to further grasp the concept of the aforementioned criteria, one must journey through each of their respective degrees of impact. (For our purposes, we will refer to the insulter as the bitch-er, and likewise, the insulted as the bitch-ee.) Audience: An appreciating audience is a must for the aftermath of a “bitch” execution. The undignified laughter of peers has a traumatic effect on the bitch-ee. Voice Quality: This is where the talented shine. The voice quality characteristic, unattainable by most, is a predetermined ability given at birth to an elite few. A rich, booming voice can cut through the crowd, and just as easily tear through the self-esteem of the bitch-ee. Setup: As a precursor to the slur, the setup expresses why the bitch-ee is in fact a bitch. Essentially, it gives validity to the bold accusation of the bitch-er. Volume: Does the Pope shit in the woods? Any healthy implementation of the word bitch needs to be done with vigor and feeling, which is best expressed through volume. Selling the ‘B’: This is the core of calling someone a bitch. Even if the former factors are given poor regard, the bitch-er still has the opportunity to redeem themselves by effectively selling the ‘B’. It cannot be stressed enough that the enunciation of the hard letter ‘B’, along with a dynamic facial performance, is the heart and soul of the bitch delivery.

In the midst of a crowded house party, Bartholomew is chugging a Smirnoff Ice Malt Beverage in an attempt to impress a flock of women. While gagging on the fruit flavored girly drink, the combination of his outdated prescription glasses and lack of coordination result in him dribbling the brew down onto the front of his sweater-vest. After Bartholomew gives out a self-loathing sigh, the witty and attractive Blake enters the room. Blake quickly assesses the situation and simplifies his conclusion into one thorough statement. “Fuck Bart, why do you have to be such a sweater-vest wearing, Smirnoff chuggin’ ass BITCH.” As Bartholomew shamefully digresses into a corner of the room, the party erupts into a ravenous sea of emasculating laughter.

Author: gzik, nate dogg, oyoot http://bitch.urbanup.com/1541652
11. (bitch) (903↑, 616↓)
1. n. Female dog 2. n. (vulgar) Woman who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap 3. v. To talk or act as such a woman 4. n. (coarse) Woman who sleeps around

"I need to find Dosser a good bitch (1) to breed with, but Francine seems to hate all dogs. Francine is being such a bitch (2) lately. Like, she kept bitching (3) all night about how i show more respect to Dosser than to her. She didn't show any respect for me back in January when she up and screw Charlie, know what i mean? Bitch (4)."

Author: steveisright http://bitch.urbanup.com/400500
12. (bitch) (361↑, 227↓)
Was once referred to a female dog, but now is used in this context. A woman that: A) Will have sex with everybody, but you. B) Won't do (what you in your feeble mind) want her to. C) You work for, that tells you what to do, and you don't like it. D) A successful woman. E) A down right drama queen that makes yours, and everyones lives around her misrable. F) A control freak that always thinks she is right, and constantly corrects everyone.

That bitch Laura would suck a monkey through forty feet of garden hose before she even kissed me\!\! All I wanted was my hash marks washed out of my underwear, and that bitch Laquisha never did it\! Mrs. Cole is a class a bitch, she never even looked at my proposal for coffee filters in the break room. Nancy Green must have been a real BITCH to have gotten that far. If I have to hear that BITCH LiAnne whine none more time about how terrible everything is in her life, I swear I will hang myself. Donna, you self rightious BITCH, go "F" yourself.

13. (bitch) (278↑, 159↓)
Old usage: a [female] [dog] ([slut] became a euphamism for bitch in the 1800s) Today: -Use one: a domineering, spiteful female (although little is said criticizing domineering, spiteful males, who are sometimes known as arseholes) -Use two: the subserviant person in a sexual relationship (or a term for a servant). -Use three: verb. "To [complain]" about something. "Bitch" (spiteful woman) in other languages: [Bosnian]: kucka f [Breton]: louskenn f, liboudenn f [Finnish]: narttu [French]: [chienne] f, salope f, garce f, chipie f, rosse f, [putain] f [German]: Schlampe f, [hure] f [Hungarian]: [kurva], ribanc [Interlingua]: puta, [putana] f [Italian]: stronza f, troia f [Lithuanian]: kale; f [Norwegian]: tispe f [Polish]: suka f, dziwka f [Portuguese]: puta f, vagabunda f [Russian]: [cyka] f [Scottish Gaelic]: [galla] f, [siùrsach] f [Slovak]: kurva f [Spanish]: [puta] f, culeda f [Swedish]: slyna c, subba c

-"What a cute doggie\! Boy or girl?" -"She's a bitch." "Kyle's mom 's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls\!" -Eric Cartman from [South Park] The lyrics can be applied to any body that we hate\! "Ann Coulter's a bitch, she's a lyin’ bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the Liberals\!" I'll stop bitching about that nasty bitch right now. Peppermint Patty is the [butch]; Marcie is the bitch/[femme] in their relationship.

14. (Bitch) (240↑, 145↓)
(1)A confident, attractive woman that doesn't take anyone's shit. (2)Someone who refuses to fight, or is scared to fight. (3)Someone who is scared of something, often something stupid and rediculous, and minor. (4)A man who is completely whipped by a woman. (5)A man who doesn't argue. (6)A woman with a bad attitude and or bad temper. (7)A woman who tells everything straight up and bluntly. (8)A non-spayed female dog; or, a female dog used for breeding. Bitch is a term officially recognized by the UKC and AKC.

Woman: "Go get me a drink, go throw this away, and oh, don't go to the game this weekend and mow the lawn". Man: "okay". ----- Man: "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place tonight?" Woman: "Sorry, I don't sleep with trailor trash." ----- Woman: "Get out of my chair, asshole". Man: "You're such a bitch."

15. (bitch) (493↑, 433↓)
Another word for feminist.

There goes that bitch blabbering about the extra rights she has as a woman.

16. (bitch) (101↑, 50↓)
a woman that dominates,controls and destroys a mans finances,mental health,self esteem and any hope for happiness

my exwife is a self-proclaimed bitch

17. (Bitch) (126↑, 81↓)
A term used for anything.

For Example: Ay Man I seen a Corvette today, that Bitch was loud\! Or Dude that hat is sweet, let me get that bitch\!

Author: Jordan Stevens http://bitch.urbanup.com/2371137
18. (bitch) (115↑, 76↓)
there are many definitions of the word bitch. Some of them are as follows. 1) Verb, the act of bitching far to much. whining, moping, or just being annoying about stupid shit 2)Noun, a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around. They usually travel in packs and each group of friends has teh DBF. Designated Bitchy Friend, Also See DFF (designated fat friend) 3)Noun, the receiver, or catcher in any homosexual relationship 4)Noun, one forced to perform petty tasks for another, often hoping for their acceptance, and maybe even gratitude in return 5)The middle seat in any car. This is refferrd to as "sitting bitch". This can be settled in many ways, the most common of which is that the littlest one is forced into the middle where they can look forward to scrunched knees, shoulders, and a general uncomfortableness. However, in the case that a female is present, she is automatically elected to sit bitch. she then is forced into the middle because god forbid that the boys legs touch when they dont have to.

1) John was bitching all night, he just kept whining about how shaylee dumped him. what a tool. 2)Wow, chrissy is such a bitch. I dont see why ashley and them hang out with her, her bitchiness actually rubs off on them. She is definetly the DBF. 3)Jake Jillenhall in brokeback mountain...thats all ihave to say. 4)Jake just went and got me another beer and some hot wings, he is most def. my bitch for the night. 5)Ok josh, your the smallest get in the middle. O wait, Natalie is here, Nat sorry girl but your gonna have to sit in the middle. I dont want Jakes gayness rubbing off on me. So hop in, looks like you'll be sitting bitch

19. (Bitch) (100↑, 68↓)
Any woman that pisses me off\!

Lobster and the opera and all I get is a handshake? You Bitch\!

20. (bitch) (594↑, 565↓)
"sentence enhanchers" for talking to girls

"bitch, get in my car\!" "i said on your knees bitch\!\!\!" "move bitch, get out the way\!" "where's my money bitch?\!\!"

Author: scotty2hottie http://bitch.urbanup.com/1397817
21. (bitch) (43↑, 16↓)
A person - who could be of either gender, but stereotypically is a woman - who allows their spur-of-the-moment negative emotional reactions to play far too large a role in their dealings with others. The most recognizable characteristic of a bitch is a high volume of largely unmerited complaints about others. To qualify for bitchhood, these must be a conspicuously frequent feature of her conversation, and must strike most non-bitches as exaggerated if not completely unwarranted, at least occasionally to the point of making a big deal of things that strike most others as completely innocuous. Note that a frank but perceptive critic of others is not thereby a bitch, even if completely lacking an internal censor. Bitches frequently think of themselves as such people, but in reality they have the frankness, but not the perceptiveness. The bitch will often come across abrasive and unreasonable, except to authority figures who can benefit her. Most are narcissistic and/or hypocritical; favourite tactics include characterizing things as horrible moral wrongs which are unobjectionable save that they inconvenience him or her personally, and complaining that someone else has been rude to them, in terms that are vastly more rude than anything the complainee has actually done. This is not the worst thing you can call someone, but it's about the worst thing I would call anyone I might nevertheless be willing to voluntarily spend time around.

One of our friends is homeless at the moment, so we were going to let him do volunteer work instead of paying for the convention, but this one bitch complained that it was somehow unfair that she had to pay and he didn't. When I mentioned my money problems, she just insinuated that they were my own fault, but when her parents threatened to cut her allowance the bitch wouldn't stop whining about it. She'd still have had more money than me, too.

Author: Eater of Cheese http://bitch.urbanup.com/4874119
22. (bitch) (41↑, 14↓)
Anyone who takes pride in pissing you off.

shut it, bitch

23. (bitch) (42↑, 16↓)
a bitch is a female dog

a bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is a part of nature, nature is beautiful, so thank you for the compliment

Author: Satan with a Perm http://bitch.urbanup.com/5049264
24. (bitch) (22↑, 3↓)
A bitch is just a bully in a skirt. Like any bully, she won't lay off until you stand up to her. Like any classic bully, she thinks she's tough until her victim fights back. When a victim successfully fights back, the classy bully's demeanor turns from wannabe tough to whiny crybaby. i.e. - a classic bitch And we've come full circle.

A female bully is a bitch. Female bullies typically attack you behind your back, trying to ruin your reputation with others. That's their favorite tactic. More confrontational bullies will also attack you openly, in your face. As with any bully, you cannot appease the bitch by turning the other cheek, being passive, letting it go, etc. Those passive behaviors show weakness, which attracts bullies to attack you more. There is no way to humor a bully for very long. There will be no end the attacks and bullying, until you stand up to the bully, or permanently leave. Though often they won't let you leave until after you've stood up to them. Since bitches are just female bullies, they are like any other bully. Once you realize that, you know who you're dealing with.

Author: Not going to take it anymore http://bitch.urbanup.com/5457661
25. (bitch) (118↑, 99↓)
A word that seems to be tacked onto every phrase nowadays.

Do my laundry, bitch. Send me some love, bitches. Doin' the h dub, bitches. Hey. bitches. Fuck yeah, bitches.

Author: i swear to drunk i'm not god http://bitch.urbanup.com/1487135
26. (bitch) (35↑, 17↓)
a woman that has the social skills of a Hitler.

"why is she such a bitch"?

27. (Bitch) (46↑, 30↓)
A sometimes derogatory term but its not limited too. The word Bitch can be a complement, or hurtful word. Mostly used by self absorbed Girls, Diva's, or Gay Guys to describe themselves.

Bitch your hot\! She is such a Bitch. Bitch, I'm Fabulous.

28. (Bitch) (267↑, 250↓)
the person on the receiving end of any homosexual activity, most notably in a prison context

when i fucked you in the ass last night, you were my total bitch. bitch.

29. (bitch) (22↑, 7↓)
Noun: Bitch (bich): A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

Author: diemotherfuckerdieffs http://bitch.urbanup.com/4867587
30. (Bitch) (40↑, 28↓)
1) A woman who is infinitely cruel/evil to mostly men but also women and children for the purpose of making them miserable generally without reason or care.

1) Your mom is such a bitch\! She doesn't let you out of the damn house\!

Author: RuneStormberg http://bitch.urbanup.com/3192796
31. (bitch) (28↑, 17↓)
In modern day language, a highly disrespectful way to refer to any woman. Mostly men use it because they don't care for the respect of their female counter parts, but women just as idiotically and without reason use it.

Dumbass: You, check out those bitches. They are hot aren't they? Smart One: Bitches? That's how you refer to women? Dumbass: Yeah. They don't deserve no respect, yo\!

32. (bitch) (22↑, 11↓)
Roughly 95% of all the girls in your average high school. They are known for pairing themselves up with jackasses (roughly 90% of all the boys in an average high school). Usually if you're trying to get a girl and you're neither gay nor a jackass, you're S.O.L. until college

Ordinary Guy: You look nice today. Girl: Stop looking at my boobs, you perverted bastard\! Ordinary Guy: Well, I'm sorry. If it's not on the menu, don't put it out there\! Jesus Christ, what a bitch\! Jackass: You look nice today. Girl: How about we go to your car and have sex? Jackass: Sounds like a plan to me. Don't tell the other girls I stuff, okay?

Author: the dirty liberal http://bitch.urbanup.com/4107696
33. (Bitch) (26↑, 15↓)
In The Words of the greatest ; N.W.A Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character and attitude. If you will, a snob. However, in a view of NWA... A bitch is a bitch (bitch) So if I'm poor or rich (word up) I talk in the exact same pitch Now, the title bitch don't apply to all women But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah) It's like a disease that's plagues their character Takin' the women of America (yeah) And it starts with a letter B It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch) See, some get mad and some just bury But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it) It makes 'em go deaf in the ear That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi' Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly? Bitch eat shit 'n die (ha, ha) Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch (Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch

(The Bitch)'Who the fuck you think you're callin' a bitch you little ? muthafucka? I dunno who the fuck you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one muthafuckin' thang, I'm not a...' [Eazy E] 'Bitch, shut the fuck up\!\!\!\!.' [bitch]'Why I gonna be a bitch?' 9ice cube)'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell you what a bitch is.' [bitch]'Fuck the song 'cause I'm not no muthafuckin' bitch.' '[ice cube]I didn't say you was a bitch.' [bitch]'Fuck you, punk-ass nigga\!' [ice cube'Fuck you, bitch\! [bitch]'Fuck you\! Who the fuck you think you are? [ice cube]'Fuck you\! Suck my dick, bitch\!

34. (bitch) (94↑, 84↓)
Word used to call women who are excessively mean or the act of constant complaining. Can be turned into a compliment by using the acronym Babe In Total Control of Herself.

Hey, I am not A bitch, I am THE bitch and to you I am MISS Bitch\!

35. (bitch) (25↑, 16↓)
a real bitch 1. does not complain, she gets what she wants without a word 2. does not step on others to gain self-worth, she already has plenty 3. does not dress provocatively, she already is 4. does not use drama, she has better things to do with her energy 5. does not need to be loud and boisterous, she gets respect and admiration just with her presence 6. does not have a price, and will not dwell on anyone who uses money or cars to feel worthy themselves 7. does not need attention, but she gets it without trying 8. does not beg, ask, follow, or get on her knees for anyone or anything, because she knows better 9. does not ask for help, but for guidance 10. will respect you, if you respect yourself

Stephanie feels disappointed that the word [bitch] has been devalued thanks to many insecure girls who think an attitude and slutty clothes will earn them a little respect.

36. (Bitch) (10↑, 2↓)
1. Justin Bieber 2. Jonas Brothers

Yeah, that bitch doesn't know how to sing\!

37. (bitch) (27↑, 19↓)
The most versatile word in the english language. 1. adjective - An insult, usually followed by "ass nigga." 2. pronoun - Woman. 3. noun - a. A spiteful woman. b. A forced servant, typically used for a boyfriend who is controlled by his girlfriend. c. A whiny person. 4. verb - To complain. 5. Interjection - Often said when someone has just hurt themselves, usually preceded by "Son of a."

1. *man punches another man in the face during a fight* *backs up* "Yeah, what now, you bitch ass nigga\!\!\!" 2. "Damn, that bitch is fine\!\!\!" 3. a "Man, this bitch is driving me fucking crazy\!\!\!" b. "Get my drinks, bitch\!"/"He is definitely her bitch now." c. "Quit being such a bitch\!" 4. "Stop bitching, I'll fix the damn sink." 5. *man accidentally closes door on fingers* "SON OF A BITCH\!\!\!"

38. (bitch) (86↑, 78↓)
1. The name a [man] calls a [lady] who will not put out. 2. A servant. 3. A man who cannot stand up for himself.

1. Joe: How was your date last night? John: Bitch was frigid\!

39. (Bitch) (7↑, 0↓)
A subjective measurement unit of time.

1. I've grown this beard for almost two and a half bitches.

40. (Bitch) (7↑, 0↓)
1. A female dog. 2. A whiny, inconsiderate female. 3. The act of whining or complaining.

My bitch likes to eat Iams. That bitch just stole my kibbles\! Quit bitching about how my house smells like dog slobber\!

Author: ILikeCupkaiks http://bitch.urbanup.com/5617124
41. (Bitch) (4↑, 0↓)
a bitch is a chick that either lead guys on, steals money ect., acts so popular, taunghts guys with their nice asses, and freak out for no reason.

bob: my girfriend freaked out about me accidentily clogging the toilet and flooding the bathroom. joe: yeah man, your girfriend is a real bitch.

Author: Jimi Hendrix III http://bitch.urbanup.com/5631568
42. (bitch) (8↑, 4↓)
a evil whore who does not care about how anyone else feels

someone ditching another person, and not caring that they just really up set the other person (will remain nameless) is a bitch as hoe

43. (Bitch) (3↑, 0↓)
literally, means a female dog. In other uses, it may refer to: A slang term for a complaint · Bitch (insult) is a pejorative term for "woman" or pacco girls.

them pacco girls are so bitchy everyone hates them.

Author: teaghantulldawg http://bitch.urbanup.com/5742490
44. (Bitch) (13↑, 10↓)
A girl who signs off facebook in order to avoid a conversation.

I said hey to Leslie and then she signed off. What a bitch.

45. (Bitch) (2↑, 0↓)
Sometimes, only rarely or if the person being called it knows what the person who's calling them it means, can mean a damn fine sexy ass woman.

You are some SEXY Bitch\!

Author: cheaterstride http://bitch.urbanup.com/6062157
46. (BITCH) (5↑, 3↓)
Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons

What a BITCH\!

47. (bitch) (5↑, 3↓)
a girl who has: a. nothing to offer a man besides looks b. nothing to a man besides pussy c.nothing to a man besides looks and pussy d.nothing to offer to a man bitches are boring to be around, stupid, and dont set themselves apart from other girls. a banal existence indeed. this is why most girls are bitches

85% of females are bitches

Author: z3r0s3volution http://bitch.urbanup.com/5750864
48. (Bitch) (8↑, 6↓)
A girl who trys to "keep it real" too much but ends up coming off as a mean jerk. A bitch has a couple fake friends who she could loose at any second and she usually never realizes this. Every grade has a popular bitch who everyone pretends to like.

girl1: You know that Lucy Stuart girl? girl2: YEAH shes a bitch\! She told me my shirt was ugly because she wanted to keep things real, even though she still talks shit about everyone. girl1:Yeah. Whatever, what goes around comes around bitches\!

Author: youknowyouloveme123 http://bitch.urbanup.com/5680380
49. (bitch) (3↑, 1↓)
1. A female dog. A term commonly used by breeders. 2. A disgustingly annoying and/or verbally abusive woman. 3. Someone whom you see as either beneath you, or almost like your servant. (Also see [bitch boy].) 4. A derogatory term for any woman. 5. A [Beth]. 6. [Strawman women]

1. "That looks like a good bitch over there." "I know. I plan on breeding her with my top show dog." 2. "Eww, you're going to have her babysit your kids?? But she's such a bitch\! I can't -stand- her\!-" 3. "Hey, bitch. Go make me a sandwich." 4. "Yeah, she's a real fine bitch. I'm gonna try and get her to go all the way tonight." 5. "That bitch didn't her ex she was pregnant with his kid.' "Wow, she's a real Beth..." 6. "My girlfriend turned into such a bitch... She said she was a nymph, but we haven't had sex in weeks, and I've been bending over backwards for her..." '"Dude, she's a Strawman woman. Get rid of her."

Author: Hellius Don Remaro Forte http://bitch.urbanup.com/5458559
50. (Bitch) (2↑, 0↓)
A women with a terrible attitude that likes to complain about a lot of things. never has anything nice to say, but always has an awful comeback for everything.

This Bitch Fayesha, thinks she is the nicest person in the world.

Author: billybobthorton55 http://bitch.urbanup.com/5411698
51. (bitch) (9↑, 7↓)
a term girls might use to describe their friends affectionately

she's my bitch omg i love her she's my bitch

52. (Bitch) (17↑, 15↓)
(1) a term of endearment from one female to another. (2) best friends-females

" I knew my bitch had my back when we was poundin on them hoes at the club last week\!" "I trust her more than anyone, thats my main bitch."

Author: pandorasplums http://bitch.urbanup.com/4020641
53. (Bitch) (20↑, 18↓)
--a girl who runs her mouth and doesnt know when to keep it shut --someone you dont wont to piss off cause she will make your life hell --a person who tells it like it is and doesnt hold anything back

0MG KEYDRIN \!S SUCH 4 BITCH. SH3 D03SN'7 74K3 SH\!7 FR0M 4NY0N3. N3V3R P\!SS H3R 0FF C4US3 Y0U W\!LL R3GR3T \!T.

Author: badassmotherfucker\<3\<3 http://bitch.urbanup.com/3879797
54. (bitch) (5↑, 3↓)
used as a substitute for the term, "u-turn"

"Flip a bitch\!" (Flip a u-turn, a.k.a. yooee)

55. (Bitch) (2↑, 1↓)
Modern version of a bitch: Independent, successful beautiful woman/girl, who enjoys freedom of sex without negative connotations and is rather proud of possibility to have it. BITCH = Babe In Total Control of Herself BITCH = Being in Total Control, Honey BITCH = Beautiful, Intelligent, Teasing Chick BITCH = Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons

You are just a awesome [bitch].

56. (Bitch) (1↑, 0↓)
A bitch is someome who acts like a whore, or is someone reciculously mean.

"You turned my innocent joke into something perverted\! You're a bitch, Jessica\!" "I'm pissed at that bitch for not sharing her fries with me\! That's not nice\!"

Author: Chester Swilley http://bitch.urbanup.com/6081425
57. (Bitch) (2↑, 1↓)
Bitch - Noun 1. A woman who is sarcastic and rude 2. A woman who overpowers their boyfriend 3. A woman who is spoiled, oblivious, and rude

Oh my god\! That girl is such a bitch\! She totaly knows you have that same skirt\!

Author: 3rd Degree Burns http://bitch.urbanup.com/6068111
58. (bitch) (1↑, 0↓)
1back of a motercycle 2slang for bad woman 3female dog

1i call bitch seat 2she is a bitch 3i bought a new bitch

59. (bitch) (5↑, 4↓)
That thing in your kitchen.

Dude: Hey man, what's that making yo sandwich? Dude 2: Oh, that's my bitch.

Author: IsraeliSoviet http://bitch.urbanup.com/6032382
60. (bitch) (30↑, 29↓)
noun 1. the new black 2. (obsolete) a former term of approbation for a woman who acted too forward, self-assured; a woman who did not conform to the patriarchal dictate that women be quiet, submissive, and un-opinionated. 3. the female of a dog, fox, wolf, and sometimes other beasts.

Boy: "Why is that woman wearing such an heavy air of confidence and demonstrating such dead-on assertion?" Friend: "Haven't you heard? Bitch is the new black."

61. (Bitch) (9↑, 8↓)
A Female Dog

My bitch had puppies.

Author: urbanfan10101 http://bitch.urbanup.com/3380636
62. (bitch) (2↑, 2↓)
Bitch (n) - A person who has no grounds whatsoever in their assertions, but continues to assert (esp. in an absolute arrogant fashion). The bitch does not cease in his or her endeavor, even when the facts of the matter are well understood. The bitch is likely cause havoc to people who have different views. The bitch in question (BiQ) will usually exhibit Stubborn Complex (SC) where the more people argue with her the more she becomes arrogant (see also ASPD). Be sure to spot the BiQ in the act so that the BiQ does not fool you.

Bitch 1: No, No, No\! Bystander 1: Someone call the cops there is a BiQ on the loose\! Ten-Four.

63. (bitch) (3↑, 3↓)
1.A 21st century term of endearment 2. A female dog/wolf

1.Jermaine: You look great darling\! Jocelyn: You never told me you were gay Jermaine: Get on your knees, bitch Jocelyn: I love you too 2. The bitch loves to to suck the bone. She takes it like a wolf takes a bitch (Interpret that last one however you want to (: )

Author: TheKnockoutKidd7898 http://bitch.urbanup.com/5791017
64. (bitch) (4↑, 4↓)
a chick who decides to whore around or leave the sammich kitchen.... or do anything unwanted.

bitch: im going to go get laid. guy: no ur nott\! get back in the kitchen\! bitch: roble roble\! dkffbwkbkWheresWaldo?bvbwbvbvh

Author: Wheres Waldo??? http://bitch.urbanup.com/5411053
65. (bitch) (4↑, 4↓)
a conceited up tight girl, usually in pageants and president of some major group in high school, easy going at first but a well dignified suckubus, the only way to avoid one is to avoid BH.

Look at that one bitch, she was the EX president of drama. :D

66. (bitch) (9↑, 9↓)
a unknown woman,girl or female

" Who's that bitch" "What's that bitch name" "look at that bitch", "who?", "that bitch by the door"

67. (Bitch) (17↑, 17↓)
A word used by dudes in the 'hood to display ownership of and refer to their significant other by (in a positive way).

Gangsta 1: "Aw Blood, where ya'll 'bout to go?" Gangsta 2: "Shit, me and my Bitch finna ride out real quick."

68. (bitch) (5↑, 5↓)
excessivly whipped guy, who has to stop and ask for directions before getting any sexual action.

David and Dominic are such bitches\!

69. (Bitch) (0↑, 1↓)
Talks shit about their friends, only cares about vodka, blows every guy they see, gets fucked up every weekend, only talks about partying, backstabs all her friends, and walks around like she owns the place, when in reality no one likes her.

Becca Hale is such a bitch Becca Hale blew 3 guys in one night, and was bragging about it over lunch

Author: ahasucksforyou http://bitch.urbanup.com/6349318
70. (Bitch) (0↑, 1↓)
1) A female ingrate who doesn't deserve shit 2) A female dog 3) The act of being an ingrate who doesn't deserve shit

1) Dude, Your wife is such a bitch 2) My dog, lucky, is a bitch 3)Robert, stop bitching, god damn it\!

71. (Bitch) (0↑, 1↓)
A pitch that goes very badly wrong. A bad pitch is a bitch.

"Man, that was a bitch, they almost called security\!"

72. (Bitch) (0↑, 1↓)
Adj: a word used to describe a member of the opposite sex who spills, INADVERTENTLY OR OTHERWISE, their drink upon the DJ laptop at a party that has swagged-out music.

1. Hey man, that young lady just spilled her drink all over the DJ laptop\! 2. Umm, bro, that's not a young lady...that's a bitch. You NEVER dance and shit up by the DJ booth. 1. I guess.

73. (bitch) (0↑, 1↓)
something that is annoying, stupid, bothersome, and just plain dumb.

fundraising videos can be such a bitch. watch?v=b1IR6nifaiE&sns=fb

Author: bob barker II http://bitch.urbanup.com/6203746
74. (Bitch) (1↑, 2↓)
A person who knows what she doesn't want and does want .... and then goes after it\! She is very determined, has self-respect and is Not afraid to speak her mind. In a Man these personality features may be correlated with leadership... -However, in a Woman they are often defined as her being a Bitch.

Person 1: Why did you not do what you promised me? Person 2: Stop being a bitch... Ex. 2 Person 1: So I told her that she should mind her own business and respect other peoples decisions. I would Not tolerate it for one second\!... Person 2: Bitch, SOMEBODY had to tell that bitch\! ; )

Author: Twocolorsocks http://bitch.urbanup.com/6195192
75. (Bitch) (1↑, 2↓)
A malicious, evil, manipulating, unkind woman.

https://www.facebook.com/SarahMarieBorg typical maltese bitch

Author: one of the many exes http://bitch.urbanup.com/6177159
76. (bitch) (0↑, 1↓)
A lable that a man puts on a woman that they can not control.

bitch will become bitch

77. (bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
the best compliment ever told to a girl\!

Did u call me a bitch........? well a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees,trees is a part of nature and nature is beautiful.so yeah thx for the compliment [bitch]

78. (Bitch) (1↑, 2↓)
A male servant to a female. Basically a male ho. A bitch's mistress will usually beat him for fun, force him into wearing female clothing (skirts, dresses, lingerie, ect). A bitch is usually forced to wear a french maid outfit to preform his tasks. A woman will tell her bitch whatever to do, and he will do it. If he does not, he will be beat.

Mistress: Bitch, go make me a sandwich Mistress: Bitch, go change the channel, try on my new skirt and heels for me, then get ready for your beating.

Author: theturtle1111 http://bitch.urbanup.com/5965504
79. (Bitch) (1↑, 2↓)
What people say to their bitchy mom everytime she calls them on their cell phone.

Jack: (Staring at lesbian porn on You-Tube) "Take.. clothes.. off.. PLEASE\!" (Phone suddenly rings) Jack: "Oh fuck, its Mother again... HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT STOP CALLING ME YOU [BITCH]\!" Hangs up

80. (Bitch) (0↑, 1↓)
Sheri Lynne Bishop (alexander)

SHERI IS A BITCH,.

81. (bitch) (1↑, 2↓)
A young female who complains about everything, or everyone, usually to her boyfriend, and never shuts the hell up. To a bitch, nothing is ever good enough for them. Bitches are spoiled brats who need to shut up before they're boyfriend smacks the hell out of them.

Chris Brown beat Rhianna because she never shut up about everything. Rhianna bitched to Chris Brown non-stop, until she finally got underneath his skin and Brown rammed his fist into her head.

82. (Bitch) (0↑, 1↓)
hammboner and his excessive whiney bitch ass behavior due to his passive nature and attitude

jeff, stop being a bitch.

83. (Bitch) (0↑, 1↓)
A stupid female or a female dog. Usually the first one\!

Person A: Cómo se dice bitch en español? Person B: You.

84. (BITCH) (5↑, 6↓)
A term used to describe a lady who is beautiful,intelligent,tactful,caring and honest

Nick told smith he wanted a bitch as his wife

85. (bitch) (0↑, 1↓)
a female who spends as much energy and effort making others miserable as most people spend trying to make themselves happy.

She may be hot, but she's a bitch.

86. (bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
1. a terrible annoying little girl (dan shifrin) 2. a female dog 3. to complain 4. someone that performs degrading tasks for another (such as teddy musara)

Isn't that weirdo dan shifrin such a bitch??

87. (Bitch) (4↑, 5↓)
a Dog.It BITEES sometims.Wide variety of dogs.A BITCH is a female dog,a dog is an animal. Some people have anger problems.So if someone calls you a *bitch* you shud say this to them (see below) "A bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful \<3 Thanks for the compliment. Haha :)" EXACTLY THAT =] lolololol your welc0me :P

My bitch ran away "That bitch bit my leg" "I'm allergic to bitches" "That boy dog needs a bitch" "I rather a male dog than a bitch" =] enjoy xD

Author: Felix12345678 http://bitch.urbanup.com/5474002
88. (Bitch) (4↑, 5↓)
Any man whose pride and dignity has been stripped away from the woman that he loves or sleeps with.

Tom: Want to go to the bar later? Jeff: Sorry man, Janet says we have a dinner date later. Tom: Damnit Janet\! You turned him into your bitch.

89. (Bitch) (3↑, 4↓)
1. Beautiful Individual That Creates Haters 2. A female dog. 3. One who acts like a female dog. 4. A person, usually a female, who is often annoying or rowdy. 5. One who won't shut their damn mouth.

Sara\! Stop yelling at me your acting like a total bitch.

Author: xBlueEyedBiitch http://bitch.urbanup.com/5449405
90. (Bitch) (1↑, 2↓)
1. A male whose balls have not dropped and thus acts likes an annoying and whiny female; he is often so whipped by his counterpart that he does/wears/thinks/says whatever they tell him to. 2. A person who performs tasks for another, usually degrading in status. 3. A female with a bad attitude who says things that if she were a man, she would be confronted for or assaulted. 4. A female dog

1. Tom is such a bitch, he does whatever his girlfriends tell him to 2. Go make me a sandwhich , bitch. 3. Guy 1: Stacy called me a pussy last night. Guy 2: What a bitch\! If she were a guy she'd get punched for saying shit like that. 4. Guy 1: Is that dog a mixed breed? Guy 2: No way, got a pure breed bitch here.

91. (bitch) (1↑, 2↓)
a girl that is dumb. she likes to cause severe anxiety in her friends for selfish personal pleasure. she does not consider others feelings at all. but is consumed with her own life.

Alicia: "i have something really important to tell you. it involves you. but i cannot tell you." Liz: "please tell me\! this anxiety is making me nauseous. i'm going to cry." Alicia:" oh its nothing" Liz: [bitch]

Author: elliebelliewoods8 http://bitch.urbanup.com/5273435
92. (bitch) (1↑, 2↓)
bitches a are very simple yet very annoying. some bitches dont give you shit, when other will give you everything and anything you fucking want. most of them just spend all your mother fucking money. the money that you earned by working hard , and then they go spend it on dumb shit that they dont even wear.

shit this nigga just showed up with 5 bitches, he must be doin something right.

Author: bitches expert http://bitch.urbanup.com/5227892
93. (Bitch) (4↑, 5↓)
The guy who complains too much

Brad is the biggest bitch i know

94. (Bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
A mother in law that you hate very much.

Damn, your mom is a bitch\!

95. (bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
a suffix for Miami

I'm in Miamibitch

96. (Bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
1. Female dog 2. Whine 3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband 4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these

1. Katie's bitch is having puppies\! 2. Stop bitching about those shoes\! 3. You: My wife is such a bitch. Me: Why? You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a [blowjob]. Instead, she cheated on me. Me: What a real bitch. 4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch\! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch\! I have [Blue Balls] so give me a blowjob\! Third bitch\! I need you to do a [Cleveland Steamer] on a rival pimp\! Fourth Bitch\! Go get me a [Porn Star] to perform for me\! Now, bitches\!

Author: Junkyard Squirrel http://bitch.urbanup.com/5127452
97. (bitch) (4↑, 5↓)
a derogatory term for women, usually sexy/slutty ones. it basically reduces women to sex toys.

damn, she's a sexy bitch

Author: t1w2e44e44g5y6 http://bitch.urbanup.com/5043911
98. (Bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
Something you say it the end of your sentence to instantly make it funny, and just kinda [roast] on whoever you might be talking to. A sentence is so much more satisfying with a resounding BITCH thrown on the end

"Hey guys, wutsup? Where you headed?" "We're goin to 7-11 to pick up some slurpees, BITCH\!"

99. (Bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
If a woman does several of these actions they are acting like a bitch: 1) Have sex with you and then flirt with another guy right after sex 2) Invite the two guys she is dating to the same party 3) Leaving the guy ALWAYS with all the bills. (Assuming she has money too and other arrangements have not been made) 4) Thinking you are superior to others 5) Ignoring others needs, and putting your needs above others needs. OR sabotaging others needs, so you can have your needs met. For example: Cutting in front of an hour long line at a restaurant so you can get a seat. 6) Dressing Sexy, while treating people like shit, and thinking you deserve the world, and people should bow down to you, and do whatever you say just because you are hot. 7) Or the opposite of not taking care of yourself at all, and letting guys walk all over you, and abuse you; listening to others while they treat you like shit

Parking in a red zone, because you are in such a hurry. A Woman who gets paid money for sex, and is treated like shit That bitch is interrupting me again so she can talk about herself again. WTF????

Author: Bitch Definer http://bitch.urbanup.com/4954757
100. (bitch) (1↑, 2↓)
the word BITCH is a lot of the time used in a sentance.The real definition for the term bitch is a female dog\!\!\!\!\!so really when somebody calls another human being a bitch there actually calling them a female dog\!\!when people do use it in a sentance it normally is ment to call someone a bitch which could mean ass-hole;meany head;but face and pooplicker

hey sammy your a big big bitch(your a big big female dog)and i really hate you

Author: the man who put things where t http://bitch.urbanup.com/4844515
101. (bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
a girl who talks about you behind your back; acts as a friend; decides your not good enough. may start rumors and drama all about you. term used mainly in middle school.

"uhm, i like _____" "oh bitch,well now i dislike you because we used to go out."

Author: *brokenheart* http://bitch.urbanup.com/4657660
102. (bitch) (3↑, 4↓)
someone who dictates everything that people do. always has to be accommodated. selfish and never thinks about anyone other than herself and what she wants. phyco.

the bitch doesnt want her to attend this get together.

Author: hollaatyagirl http://bitch.urbanup.com/4451364
103. (Bitch) (16↑, 17↓)
What a wanna-be alpha male calls a woman who will not have sex with him.

Dude: "So, ya wanna suck my dick?" Woman who, until she says this, is either a whore, slut, alpha female or prized piece of ass: "No." Dude: Sneers, "I bought you a drink ya fuckin' Bitch\! What the hell's the matter with you?"

104. (bitch) (7↑, 8↓)
anoying, horrible, dumb, fake, slutty, whorey, slaggy - bitch

bitch 1\#(anoying american accent) oh my gosh\! did you just see that.? bitch 2\# ohmygosh. what is she wearing? and did you see her hair? bicth 1\# ino\!\! ohmygod, i neeeeed to put like another inch of foundation on, so i look even more fake. emo kid\# SHUT UP YOU DUMB BITCH\!

105. (Bitch) (13↑, 14↓)
Can also be a short term name for a women B= Beautiful I= Individual T= That C= Causes H= Hardons

Check out that bitch over there, she lookin' fine\!

Author: lilwhitesexxigirl15 http://bitch.urbanup.com/3986366
106. (Bitch) (18↑, 19↓)
Someone who is good at making a sandwich and babies.

Person A: Hey man I just did it with a bitch last night. Person B: How was it? Person A: Not bad, she made me a pretty good sandwich afterward.

Author: Killer Koke Kan http://bitch.urbanup.com/3906510
107. (Bitch) (6↑, 7↓)
--a girl who runs her mouth and doesnt know when to keep it shut --someone you dont wont to piss off cause she will make your life hell --a person who tells it like it is and doesnt hold anything back

0MG K3YDR\!N \!S SUCH 4 BITCH. SH3 D03SN'7 74K3 SH\!7 FR0M 4NY0N3. N3V3R P\!SS H3R 0FF C4US3 Y0U W\!LL R3GR3T \!T.

Author: badassmotherfucker\<3\<3 http://bitch.urbanup.com/3879787
108. (bitch) (4↑, 5↓)
a female dog.

if there is something wrong with the bitch then there is something wrong with the pup. -harry potters aunt lol

109. (bitch) (4↑, 5↓)
beautiful individual that causes horniness

Thats a bitch if i've ever seen one.

110. (Bitch) (4↑, 5↓)
One that cannot defend himself, one that is a pussy; Nick DeSpirito

I was walking past this bitch; man what a pussy

111. (bitch) (6↑, 7↓)
also known as a male prostitute and as a cupid :)

a certain bitch who is my bestest buddie and fits this description

Author: BitchyBabbiiee http://bitch.urbanup.com/3782563
112. (Bitch) (12↑, 13↓)
1.) A woman who is mean-spirited and hostile. 2.) To nag or complain excessively. 3.) A female dog. 4.) Implying that someone is property of someone else.

1.) That lady is such a bitch, she has some nerve telling me it's my fault I'm fat. 2.) All he does is bitch all day about how his girlfriend always leaves the toilet seat up. 3.) Steven's bitch just had 8 adorable little puppies. 4.) Wanda became Stephanie's bitch in prison.

Author: starsinthetwilight http://bitch.urbanup.com/3737614
113. (bitch) (19↑, 20↓)
1. a scared or weak person 2. a female 3. person who rides in the middle of two people in a car 4. a person who does or says whatever you tell them to 5. a mean female

1. why you bein a bitch, just go fight that nigga 2. theres no guys here just a bunch of bitches 3. I'm not ridin bitch i want a window 4. don't do it if you dont want to, you aint his bitch 5. stop bein a bitch u mean all the time

Author: miKKi da downassbitch http://bitch.urbanup.com/3677704
114. (Bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
a compliment :]

Bitches are dogs, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so yeah it's a compliment

Author: Xx???UNKNOWN???xX =] http://bitch.urbanup.com/3442020
115. (bitch) (5↑, 6↓)
1) A person, often female, who does not accept the way another person is and actively tries to change them for his/her benefit or pleasure. 2)A female dog used for breeding. 3)A person, usually a guy, that refuses to do anything interesting or fun because his mind is wrapped around the risks. 4)Anyone who complains excessively, even though they are the only person with their particular opinion. 5)Someone who either sits in the middle car seat, or in a spot that isn't necessarily meant to be a seat in a car. 6) An effective pronoun when talking about something cool.

1) Denise: I'm tired of the way you dress and I don't like your friends. Get rid of them and wear what I give you. Dave: Fuck that noise. I'll come back to you when you stop being a bitch. 2)Get that bitch over here, let's make some puppies. 3) Jack: I don't know guys, we could get into trouble... Dave: Grow some balls, bitch. 4) Janet: Football is retarded and boring. Stop watching the fucking game and put on something interesting, like VH1 or MTV. Mark: Fuck this bitch, let's watch the game at my place. 5) Mark and Dave, you two are sitting bitch. 6) Yo\! That's a sick pipe, lemme get a hit of that bitch\!/Damn, that pipe is bitchin'\!

Author: tell-it-like-it-is-yo http://bitch.urbanup.com/3434136
116. (Bitch) (5↑, 6↓)
In the gay life bitch is used freely, as a positive statement, meaning that you like the person doing what ever act they may be doing..mostly a [drag queen]

Work Bitch Get it Bitch BITCH\!

117. (bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
Anybody who is \!purposly\! mean to othere ppl or purposly have an attitude all the time.or doesnt care about any1 els. but if they have a reason to be mean or have an attitude they are not a bitch. and care for other ppl

other person--Can i have a peice of paper? bitch--no damn why don't you bring your own u lazy ass

Author: Juggalettebaby:) http://bitch.urbanup.com/3388438
118. (Bitch) (3↑, 4↓)
your teacher or your sister or your principle etc.

sis-hey bro o broke ur ipod,sorry\! bro-U BITCH\!\!\!\! teacher-go to the principles office now\!\! u-as u walk out u wispher or think 'that bitch'...... princile- office-go to detention u-u frekin bitch

119. (bitch) (14↑, 15↓)
beautiful individual that causes hard-ons

kim is a bitch ;)

Author: timster pimpster http://bitch.urbanup.com/3253731
120. (Bitch) (13↑, 14↓)
An ex-girlfriend.

"Dude, my ex-girlfriend just cheated on me" "Wow man, she's a bitch"

121. (bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
can be used as an insult or just to describe a female dog it can also be said someone is bitchy or they bitch about someone

oh my god your such a bitch did you see that bitch she's horrible

122. (Bitch) (4↑, 5↓)
Anything that is small, small object

Damn, thats a bitch joint. Thats a bitch job. You got a bitch weiner.

123. (bitch) (7↑, 8↓)
A word added at the end of a dis to hype it

ACOSTA:Why are [you people] so loud MATTHEWS:What fuck you mean [you people] Williams,E:You people? Barns:Ha HA HA Williams,C:What the fuck is funny? Bingman:ahhhhhh thats how the white man....... Bostic:DIZAM ACOSTA:Ya like I said you people..... ACOSTA:BITCH

124. (bitch) (5↑, 6↓)
1. female dog 2. moody irritable rude girl 3. when a guy is totally whipped by his girlfriend or wife

1. Your bitch is adorable 2. That bitch deserves to get her ass kicked\! 3. Damn, dude you are completely whipped.

125. (Bitch) (2↑, 3↓)
1.A girl's best friend 2. A female dog 3. A person you hate 4. Someone who is a punk, or easily frightened

1. Hey, what's up bitch\! 2. That bitch over there has a fluffy tail. 3. Man I hate that bitch, she stole my boyfriend\! 4. Look at that punk ass bitch.

126. (bitch) (6↑, 7↓)
The status attained when one looses at halo.

"Beat Down" Owned Bitch

127. (Bitch) (40↑, 41↓)
N. Bitch (bich): 1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun. 2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated. 3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Halo, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc. 4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation. 5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane. 6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party. 7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you. 8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.

"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch." "I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah\!"

128. (bitch) (10↑, 11↓)
a slang pre punctuation mark used to further emphasize a point in a sentence or phrase. This usage is becoming increasingly popular especially in the United States due to FCC allowing the word bitch to be said on daytime television.

"whatever, bitch\!" "You know what, bitch\!" "Ugh, bitch\!"

129. (bitch) (26↑, 27↓)
a weak, impotent punk ass male or any guy who would do something that a man (culturally appropriate) wouldn't do.

he beats up on women cos his bitch ass couldn't take on a man.

Author: i_did_ur_daddy_n_i_loved_it http://bitch.urbanup.com/2311585
130. (BITCH) (53↑, 54↓)
a Babe In Total Control of Herself. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA..

you are such a BITCH.

131. (bitch) (36↑, 37↓)
a woman who is one of two things: a intentionally spiteful (mean) woman - hates somebody for no reason a selfish woman who is either narcissistic or borderline narcisisstic - cares nothing for anyone else, is incapable of a long term relationship due to selfishness

Sometimes, i can determine if a woman is a bitch just by observing her body language

Author: Mr. Smarty pants http://bitch.urbanup.com/2079786
132. (bitch) (41↑, 42↓)
A very manipulative female who will try to do anything in her power to bring down your self esteem and make you life miserable.

Man she must have found out that I slept with her best friend but damn that bitch didn't have to go sleep with my brother, cousin, and my grandpa\!

133. (bitch) (43↑, 44↓)
1)some one who is easly offended 2)some one who takes it in the ass in prison 3)some one who hates you for no reason 4)some one who doesnt take shit but still cant back them selfs up

1) i said her boyfriend had a flatface an now shes pissed for ever at me-stupid bitch 2) pick up the soap bitch. 3)i said hey an she called me an asshole 4)you: shut up bitch them: NO-so you hit them

134. (Bitch) (4↑, 5↓)
A female dog. This word is also used to offend females.

- My dog Ajitpal is a bitch. - I hate Jaspreet, she is such a bitch.

135. (bitch) (12↑, 13↓)
bitch stands for: B-Beautiful I-Individual T-That C-Causes H-Horny \{causes others to b\}

o man tht bitch makes me want some

136. (bitch) (4↑, 5↓)
1)adj. word used to describe a person that hs bitch like qualities 2) n. one who will do anything to cause problems or arguments just for the hell of it

1) chelsea is such a BITCH 2) anyone that STARTS fights on LJ has GOT to be some kind of BITCH

137. (Bitch) (6↑, 7↓)
1. Female dog. 2. Woman who is really just a cunt

1. My dog is a real son of a bitch. 2. That bitch made me late for work.

138. (Bitch) (0↑, 2↓)
The way a women shows a guy who is really in charge. The cruelest girl you ever meet, but one who you love dearly.

I love that bitch to death.

139. (bitch) (0↑, 2↓)
Someone who quits early.

Mike was losing and quit like a bitch.

140. (bitch) (0↑, 2↓)
can relate to a person who refuses to accept kind gestures from their friends such as birthday parties or other gifts/celebrations in their honor

Guy 1:Is nick going to be mad we threw him a surprise party? Guy 2:ya he is going to be really pissed Guy 1: why wont he ever let us do anything nice for him? Guy 2: i know he is such a bitch sometimes

141. (Bitch) (2↑, 4↓)
Bitch means Beautiful\! - Bitch is female dog - Dogs Bark - Barks on trees - Trees is apart of Nature - Nature is beautiful - Therefore whoever calls your a bitch, called you BEAUTIFUL\! When people say your bitch that means you are beautiful\! there jealous of you\! DUH\!

dude that girls a Bitch \! dude i know she's so beautiful \!

142. (bitch) (2↑, 4↓)
your mom

Your mom's a bitch.

Author: Ihavealifejustdointhisforfun http://bitch.urbanup.com/5287037
143. (Bitch) (1↑, 3↓)
Beautiful Individual that causes hard ons

Dude 1:dude that girl is a bitch Dude 2:man i know.

144. (Bitch) (3↑, 5↓)
A female who understands, accepts & embraces all of her quintessential positive qualities of character, mind, body & spirit along with her faults and short comings. She utilizes her faults as tools in a positive manner along with her strong attributes to build and create a personal character foundation that propels her to excellence in any situation, career or life experience.

The bitch in me came out to get the job done. Babe In Total Control of Herself. I used my bitch power to get the promotion.

Author: Natural Bitch http://bitch.urbanup.com/5188717
145. (Bitch) (1↑, 3↓)
Minnie Mouse.

damn, that bitch has some fucked up ears.

Author: twozerosixsix http://bitch.urbanup.com/5081519
146. (bitch) (4↑, 6↓)
n. & adj. A very good person. B - brilliant I - intelligence T - talent C - charming H - honour

You are such a good bitch\!

147. (Bitch) (1↑, 3↓)
1.) A female who lies, manipulates, and whose characteristics almost always include Whiny, Conceited, and Faker of Innocence. 2.) To whine 3.) A man who is practically a servant to his girlfriend. He is usually extremely faithful and loyal to her, also referred to by other men as "whipped".

1.) Haley M. is the biggest bitch at our school. 2.) Haley is always bitching about how hard her life is. 3.) Trevor was Haley's bitch, but since she was a bigger bitch, she cheated on him.

Author: HaleyIsABitchh http://bitch.urbanup.com/4930870
148. (BITCH) (2↑, 4↓)
BITCH in the modern context is the new word for Pleas. It works in almost any context, and even stupid people get the massage.

(1) I have a sweet tooth. Bitch bake me a cake\! (2) Bitch give me money so I get gas\! (3) Bitch give me a X-Box 360 for Christmas\! (4) Bitch let me barrow your car\! (5) Bitch let me bang your sister\!

149. (bitch) (2↑, 4↓)
(1)Normally an insulting name to a female (preferably). (2)Sometimes used more of a title than an insult. (3) annoying female. (4) female dog.

1- Megan Fox is such a bitch, she won't speak to me. 2- Wow, you finished that so fast bitch\! 3- Selena's a bitch when she whines. Oh wait, she always is. 4- As compared to Tiffany, Banjo is the perfect bitch evar\!

Author: TheVenezuelaDrummer http://bitch.urbanup.com/4780470
150. (bitch) (0↑, 2↓)
A real rug-muncher. Lacks most or all ability to act like a man. Often shunned and looked down upon by their much cooler/manlier father

Jordan: "Hey, are we still on to get some food later?" Alex: "No man, Stephen totally bailed on us" Jordan: "Man, what a bitch"

151. (Bitch) (1↑, 3↓)
A prisoner who cooperates with the wardens/prison chiefs in return for cushy jobs and favoritism.

"I heard Vadim Ivanovich turned bitch. They're reassigning him to mess hall." "Then he'll outlive us both, unless we cut his throat."

Author: StreamofIrrelevance http://bitch.urbanup.com/4484701
152. (Bitch) (7↑, 9↓)
1) I stand up for myself, my beliefs, and those I love 2) I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, and do things my way 3) I won't compromise what's in my heart 4) I live my life MY way 5) I won't allow anyone to step on me 6) I refuse to tolerate injustice 7) It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be me So try to stop me, douse my inner flame, and squash every ounce of beauty I hold within myself. You will not succeed. And if that makes me a Bitch so be it. I embrace the title and I'm proud to be a Bitch

"I'm a [bitch] and I'm damn proud of it\!"

153. (Bitch) (3↑, 5↓)
- Noun 1. A female Dog 2. Malicious, unpleasant, selfish woman 3. A complaint 4. Anything difficult or unpleasant 5. Something memorable, normally in a positive way 6. A servant who performs tasks, often degrading, for another person, normally a woman (especially a Wife or Girlfriend) - Verb 7. To complain; Gripe 8. To Spoil (usually followed by up)

1. The Bitch had three puppies 2. That girl was a total bitch 3. No one paid any attention to his bitch 4. That test was a Bitch 5. John Through a Bitching party 6. He is such a bitch when it comes to her 7. He bitches about everything 8. He bitched up the project

154. (Bitch) (6↑, 8↓)
some men use this word when talking about their girlfriend.

"I love my bitch." "My bitch is bad."

155. (bitch) (7↑, 9↓)
a girl who thinks shes better than everyone who surrounds her. She also will have a stuckup attitude.

Dude no, im not goin with taylor shes a total bitch. yeah...i sure would hate to be that bitch.

Author: marcus....of Bytwn http://bitch.urbanup.com/3786912
156. (Bitch) (2↑, 4↓)
Technically a female dog. In most social contexts, bitch refers either simply to a woman, a particularly nasty/unpleasant woman, or a weak and feminine male.

That bitch is crazy\! You my bitch Etc

Author: Trust Me, I'm A Doctor http://bitch.urbanup.com/3729808
157. (Bitch) (4↑, 6↓)
A big fat guy who complains about his work no matter WHERE he's assigned.

That Yavey guy is nothin' but a Bitch\! It don't matter where I put him...he's just gonna BITCH\!\!

158. (bitch) (57↑, 59↓)
a derogatory word that men like to throw at women. Fuck you very much for all the other definitions.

"shut up, bitch" - as spoken to any woman who challenges heterosexist social norms, any woman who leaves an abusive partner, any woman who tells a man what she thinks of him, any woman who tells a man what she thinks, any woman who displays the fact that she can think, any woman who behaves rationally or irrationally in response to the sexist culture she lives in.

Author: jillian brelsford http://bitch.urbanup.com/2833352
159. (bitch) (11↑, 13↓)
1. Person, usually female (although terminology is becoming increasingly popular in the male aspect), who believe themselves to be better than everybody else except a selection of fellow bitches (who pretend to be good friends but bitch about each other when they're not around). They also act [snooty] towards people they believe to be inferior to them 2. To talk about somebody behind their back negatively, also known as back-stabbing. Practice is most commonly carried among bitches. 3. A Female Dog 4. Abbey Maclean

1. Denya pretended to be Ellie's friend but always talked behind her back because she was a bitch 2. "Omg Ellie, come over to my house and we can have a bitch about everyone at school" 3. Roxie the dog is a bitch 4. Abbey is the epitome of bitch

160. (Bitch) (17↑, 19↓)
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun. 2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated. 3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Halo, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc. 4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation. 5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane. 6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party. 7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you. 8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.

"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch." "I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah\!"

Author: Rob, compliments of Maddox http://bitch.urbanup.com/2659810
161. (bitch) (3↑, 5↓)
1. A woman with a bad attitude 2. A girl that cheats on her besties bf. 3.A pronoun for the word girl 4. A female dog

1. " She just never shuts up she is always being mean" 2. " OMG, I cant believe she did that she is such a bitch" 3. " Over here bitch" 4. At the vets: " Now give me the bitch please"

162. (bitch) (44↑, 46↓)
A bitch is a female dog (anyone can tell you that) or a female human who, like a dog, will whimper, growl, and occasionally bite back. When someone calls a woman a bitch, the message is that she is straying from the quiet, obedient "feminine" ideal. She is uppity - and needs to be controlled. First used to describe lady dogs in 1000 A.D., "bitch" was applied to humans about 400 years later. The term has endured the test of time and is still a big favourite for putting a woman in her place. The modern twist is applying it to men. A male bitch is seen as "womanish": weak, whiny and submissive (and more than likely gay). Like some other really sharp putdowns, "bitch" has been picked apar lately in an effort to remove its sting. In the early '90s, for instance, riot grrl bands like Bikini Kill and Huggy Bear scrawled the word on their skin, screamed it out in song and openly embraced other "bitchy" behaviours, like shouting at their ans. They gave "bitch" its own ironic twist in an attempt to "reclaim" it. Aroud the same time, with male hiphop artists like N.W.A. callingwomen bitches and hos in their rhymes, female hip-hop artists worked their own magic to diffuse the bitch bomb - most notably Queen Latifah, who demanded to know: "Who you callin' a bitch?" Lil' Kim turned the word on its head once again and proclaimed HERSELF the "Queen Bitch."

BITCH. - Beautiful Intelligent Talented Clever Hot

Author: xX_nameless_seductress_Xx http://bitch.urbanup.com/2400620
163. (bitch) (61↑, 63↓)
a bitch can be a compliment if you think of it as one. when someone calls you a bitch, remember this: a bitch is a dog a dog barks bark is part of a tree tree is part of nature and nature is beatuiful :)

person 1: ur a real Bitch\! person 2: thank you, i know im beautiful\! person 1: *confused*

164. (bitch) (23↑, 25↓)
A bitch is a female dog

The bitch pissed on my lawn.

165. (bitch) (87↑, 89↓)
Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons B-I-T-C-H

Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie, the hot girls in some of your high school/college classes, the girl next door. "Man she's a BITCH, i wish she wasn't so hot"

166. (bitch) (40↑, 42↓)
A female dog is a bitch.

That Bitch fluffy just bit me.

167. (bitch) (4↑, 6↓)
anyone who actually writes in this website thinking people will belive them.. nd those who actually do

You all are bitches.

Author: The Main Bitch http://bitch.urbanup.com/1658289
168. (bitch) (2↑, 4↓)
To complain Continuosly.

Kamiyama: Dearest mother. Cromartie high has finally been adapted into an anime. But, when the original work is a manga and is adapted to a cartoon, there are some people who BITCH about things like character design and voice casting... So I thought... [Next example] Nikko: HEY\! YOU GUYS, STOP BITCHING ABOUT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN OK?

169. (Bitch) (2↑, 5↓)
A person that loves ponies and ace combat.

We're going to the crack, BITCH.

170. (Bitch) (0↑, 3↓)
what gangsters call girls

boy to girl : what up bitch\!

171. (Bitch) (0↑, 3↓)
usually known as a person who complains a lot or a female dog. This definition means a Beautiful Individual That Causes Horniness

That bitch is making is making me super horny and she is so beautiful.

172. (bitch) (1↑, 4↓)
someone who thinks she goes so hard when she fucking doesnt \! or when someone farts and blames it on youuu, and embarreses you in front of sexy guys . also she says she wants to fite you but then , when the time comes to fite , she gets all are scared \! Lol (:

Kristen Stier is such a BITCH \!

Author: Jadyn , Kasey && Jayni (: http://bitch.urbanup.com/4861136
173. (bitch) (2↑, 5↓)
A female person who is very annoying and unhappy most of the time. (female dog) (complainer) (rude person) (ugly) (idiot) (bitchy) (bitchiness) (fag) (fat) (old bag) (slut) (cunt) (grumpy) (grouchy)

That bitch won't shut the fuck up\!

174. (Bitch) (2↑, 5↓)
1- A negative term, used for anyone 2- A term that technically means "female dog", but no one uses it like that 3- Term meaning one who does anything for someone/ being their "bitch" (also known as being whipped)

1- Damn, dat [bitch] be acting like a [bitch]\! 2- "Your a bitch\!" "That's not nice" "I was talking to your dog\! HAHA im so funny\!" "..." 3- "Why did Jane give you a back massage then pay for your credit card debt?" "Cause she's my bitch"

175. (Bitch) (1↑, 4↓)
bitch is a back seat of a motorcycle

you are rieden bitch

176. (bitch) (1↑, 4↓)
the person who sits in the middle of a bench seat in a car or truck.

"why can't i [sit] next to the window? how come i always have to [ride] [bitch]?" "quit [complaining], bitch\! you are the bitch\! quit [bitching]\!"

177. (bitch) (4↑, 7↓)
ass, fag, slut, whore, fagget, dick tease, whore, loser, weird, fucker, homo, asshole, donkeymut, ugly, sucker, slavedriver, something that hurts, a femal dog animal, a tramp, prostitute, hooker, drunk, spoiled rotted ass, slacker, college piss talk, popular in 2009 when someone wants to pee on your face while completely intoxicated with too much alcohol than you are a bitch. negative asschime. slang used from mama's baby, when dillusional. on

everyone knows the bitch, bitch. Only's bitches don't work.

178. (bitch) (1↑, 4↓)
the universal code to pissing someone (preferably a girl) off

*calm conversation* Guy-"well someones acting like a bitch today" girl-"Oh no, I know you didn't just call me a bitch\!\!\!\!\! I'll kill you\!\!\!\! Rot in hell douchebag\!\!\!\!\!"

Author: comedycorp973 http://bitch.urbanup.com/4063639
179. (Bitch) (3↑, 6↓)
Bitch...well once yu hear someone say that to yu, yu go mad,,, well dont be\! why??? a bitch is a dog- a dog barks- bark is part of a tree- tree is nature- and nature is beautiful\!\!\! ha see\! they just called you beautiful LOL xD

person 1: damnt that basterad calling me a bitch\! person 2: hey dont be yu should be happy they just called yu beautiful ^_^ person 1: .....

180. (Bitch) (2↑, 5↓)
synonymous with Becca

"she is a real bitch or becca"

Author: Beer smalls like vahjayjay http://bitch.urbanup.com/4007535
181. (bitch) (6↑, 9↓)
someone who's giving her/his ass to everybody someone who's always fucking

"hey man look at that bitch she was so damn good yesterday u should taste LMAO"

182. (BITCH) (3↑, 6↓)
Lizzie Koehler

"Oh my God I'm so going to fail this math test\!" "Just as the bitch\! She's in calculus"

183. (Bitch) (4↑, 7↓)
Female dog (LOCO CUNT) that treat her kids like shit\!

Cecelia is a such a crazy bitch that she puts her children in the hospital just so they can see what happens when they don't behave.

184. (bitch) (5↑, 8↓)
a song written by the rolling stones

Yeah, you got to mix it child You got to fix it must be love Its a bitch You got to mix it child You got to fix it but love Its a bitch, alright

185. (Bitch) (16↑, 19↓)
A woman who seems to be [pms]ing constantly. as in being [bitchy]

Kaylie is being such a bitch today. i swear she is on her period.

186. (Bitch) (4↑, 7↓)
Someone (usually a female,) who is awesome and doesn't take crap from anyone. Isn't afraid to curse some hoe off. Otherwise known as Kaila. Other forms of bitch include betch and beyotch

I am such a bitch, and I'm proud of it.

187. (Bitch) (1↑, 4↓)
Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.

Sumit is a bitch

188. (bitch) (5↑, 8↓)
This word was once considered as derogatory, and was used to describe weak women. As of recent, women all over the world have embraced this word as a symbol of strentgh and power. To be a bitch is to be an empowered, strong, and opinionated woman.

Person \#1: You're a bitch\! Person \#2: If by bitch you mean I know what I want, I do what needs to be done, and I will never back down from who I am or what I believe in...than I guess I am a bitch. Thank you.

189. (bitch) (2↑, 5↓)
A female dog

Hey, Mom can we go pet the bitch

190. (bitch) (5↑, 8↓)
a winning person, someone who winnes all the time

my friend is such a bitch

191. (bitch) (2↑, 5↓)
-person who is "un-standable" -little sisters that are anoying -female bastards

-"ugh i can't stand her shes such a bitch -"my little sister is such a bitch" -"man, if he was a girl he'd be such a bitch"

Author: carolinaxcatastrophe http://bitch.urbanup.com/2877792
192. (bitch) (1↑, 4↓)
The last person in line to get cake at a party.

Milton [from the movie Office Space] was was the party's Bitch

193. (bitch) (2↑, 5↓)
a dumb cunt a dumber cunt or my favorite the dumbest cunt

thats why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker.

Author: Blue man for life http://bitch.urbanup.com/2793879
194. (bitch) (1↑, 4↓)
Acronym: Byproduct of Initially Chocking on that Thing of His

The man in prison became a bitch after he was alone, with another inmate.

195. (Bitch) (1↑, 4↓)
Being like a Daniel Christopher Ike

Hey Daniel, why are you such a bitch?

196. (bitch) (2↑, 5↓)
a grl who was ur best friend at one point and den fought for a stupid ass reason.

crystal's a "bitch" cus she fought me over a boy dat she went out wit for mad long and den broke up wit him and he started talkin to me so we fought and i beat her ass and took her ex\!\! so wat if we was best friends he started talkin to me and some other grl came in between our friendship anyway\!\! iight.

Author: miss beautiful http://bitch.urbanup.com/1412026
197. (Bitch) (0↑, 4↓)
A girlfriend who has total control of her boyfriend.

Man, Leandra is such a bitch to John\!

198. (Bitch) (0↑, 4↓)
Usually a female dating a extremely sexy male. When this female is seen in public things don't go so well. When seen they can usually be run over or possibly bitch slapped. The best thing for this type of female is to lay low and stay in the dark. No one wants to see them.

Oh shit look at that bitch, I don't want to see her stupid ass up in here

199. (Bitch) (3↑, 7↓)
someone who plays or owns an Xbox360

Look at that bitch playing [Queers of War]

200. (Bitch) (4↑, 8↓)
someone who is snotty, backstabbing, and LEADS GUYS ON, preppy, two-faced,

Madi Ofori is a BITCH, she leads guys on\!

Author: lalalalalalala :D http://bitch.urbanup.com/4453463
201. (Bitch) (4↑, 8↓)
Someone who lacks any moral respect. Someone without a care for other people's well being.

Sarah is such a bitch

202. (bitch) (2↑, 6↓)
when a bitch is on her period YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW

EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS ON THEIR PERIOD AND THEY MIGHT BITCH

203. (bitch) (3↑, 7↓)
kendall jackson she sucks her little brothers dick every day person 1: kendall is a whore person 2: yea she is she Person 1: i think she is a trani person 2: yea she talks like a man and looks like one to

fucking bitch posting shit bout me in the urban dictionary go fuck ur self man whore she is a freak talks like a man looks like a man

204. (Bitch) (8↑, 12↓)
Being someones personal property.

Rita's bitch is Reid

205. (Bitch) (1↑, 5↓)
Anyone that sleep around for money, mostly females.`

WONDER WHY WE CALL YOU BITCH? --tupac

Author: T.H.U.G L.I.F.E_(tupac) http://bitch.urbanup.com/3521580
206. (bitch) (1↑, 5↓)
Your Mom

Your Mom's a bitch

207. (Bitch) (0↑, 4↓)
Your backstabing best friend\!\!

My ex-best friend (aka the bitch) wrote mean things about me and my sister...and we had been friends for 7yrs

Author: DanielleRoelofs http://bitch.urbanup.com/3312444
208. (bitch) (1↑, 5↓)
mommy.

My mom's a total bitch ;]

209. (Bitch) (4↑, 8↓)
B eautiful I ndividual T hat C auses H ard-ons

That's Ms. Bitch to you....

210. (bitch) (2↑, 6↓)
1. A woman 2. A female dog 3. A Place 4. A thing 5. Complaining

Examples of 1: NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH\! -Molly Weasley Supaman dat Bitch\! -Soulja Boy (who happens to be a male version of a bitch himself) I'm going to tell everyone because I'm a little BITCH\! -Greg Pheasant Examples of 2 If there's something wrong with the bitch, then there's something wrong with the pup\! -Marge Dursley Examples of 3 I'm getting out of this bitch\! -Some guy Examples of 4 THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH -Some rapper (who is again, probably whatever the male version of bitch is. God, I hate rap\!) Examples of 5 STOP BITCHING\! -My science teacher

211. (bitch) (5↑, 9↓)
An compliment or endearing term (said in a joking manner) that you say to a woman (usually one of your friends or acquaintances) that has a quality that you desire or admire but that you yourself do not possess.

"Uh, your hair ALWAYS looks so perfect\! You bitch\!" "Look at your abs\! YOU BITCH\!\!"

212. (bitch) (32↑, 36↓)
What my wife is. She's a bitch.

My wife is a dumb bitch.

Author: Ronald Allen Rehmeyer http://bitch.urbanup.com/2710860
213. (bitch) (0↑, 4↓)
Brandon Donker, dutch-indonesian dude

Damn Brandon is a huge bitch.

214. (bitch) (2↑, 6↓)
1: your best friends sister 2: complaining how everything is against you 3: anybody who stabs you in the back

" Jesus Addison is a bitch" " Zack bitches about everything" " That little bitch ratted about my Stash"

Author: exploding carrots http://bitch.urbanup.com/1876104
215. (bitch) (56↑, 60↓)
The woman who just shuts up and makes you a sandwich.

Shutup and make me a sandwich bitch\!

216. (bitch) (14↑, 18↓)
The woman who shuts up and makes you a sandwich.

Shutup and make me a sandwich bitch\!

217. (bitch) (11↑, 15↓)
a compliment to someone

man: "ey, u a fuckn bitch\!" woman: "o thanks\!" man: "nahh bitch, dat waznt a compliment\!" woman: "yes it waz, b/c a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, and nature is beautiful...aww u think i'm beautiful\!" man: "uhh..sure, so we fuckin tonite?" woman: "hell ya\!"

218. (BITCH) (0↑, 4↓)
Complaining excessively. This is what people do to: AOL, KFC, Wal-Mart, and all those other companies.

STOP BITCHING YOU BITCHES. YOU BITCH TO MUCH ABOUT BITCH YOU BITCH. Ther.

Author: Yomi Mizuhara http://bitch.urbanup.com/1325092
219. (bitch) (0↑, 5↓)
Claire Barge's Mother, Donna.

That fucking bitch. She grounded me for not picking up after HER rim job.

Author: The bitchinator (destroyer of) http://bitch.urbanup.com/4892755
220. (bitch) (0↑, 5↓)
someone, who for no good reason, refuses to publish a word on urbandictionary

"your a bitch"

Author: ----axiom---- http://bitch.urbanup.com/4657070
221. (bitch) (1↑, 6↓)
1.n. poor excuse for a woman. 2. adj. stupid female specimen 3. adv. fucking retarded girl 4. pro. males who tend to be weak-willed or easily pushed around

1. Man, that chick is such a bitch. 2. You know that Lisa girl? She's a fucking bitch, man. 3. Yeah that one chick named Shani is a dumb bitch, dude. 4. I feel sorry for that guy, bro. He's such a bitch.

222. (bitch) (4↑, 9↓)
1) A very mean girl that thinks highly of herself and no one else 2) What girls call their friends in a joking way 3) What pimps call their hoes 4) It's ok for a girl to call another girl a bitch but NOT ok for a guy to call a girl a bitch (it's sorta like calling a black person the 'N' word)

1) mean girl: ew where did you get that skirt? its like hideousss\! 2) girl 1: steph you are such a bitch\! girl 2: I KNOW LOL\!\! 3) Pimp: bitch where mah money at?\!\!? 4) Guy: stop being such a bitch\! girl:........your an asshole

223. (bitch) (1↑, 6↓)
someone who lives to impress other people, someone who strives to fit into a group, someone who cannot be themselves; acts fake to impress other people, or to fit in

you are a bitch

224. (Bitch) (2↑, 7↓)
Devin's mother

Devin,"MOM, STOP BEING A BITCH\!"

Author: Ontopa, Yomotha http://bitch.urbanup.com/3567768
225. (bitch) (0↑, 5↓)
Beautiful Individual That Creates Haters

Deh'kwon:Yo your the biggest bitch\!\!\! Jennifer:I know\!\!\! Thanks\!\!

Author: asthfnerr84msdf http://bitch.urbanup.com/3461316
226. (bitch) (0↑, 5↓)
Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons

that chicks a bitch

227. (Bitch) (2↑, 7↓)
B-Beautiful I-Intelligent T-Talented C-Cunning H-Horny

I am "The Bitch"\!

228. (bitch) (1↑, 6↓)
anything that is small

Pass that bitch joint. Damn, that girl got a bitch ass

229. (bitch) (2↑, 7↓)
A woman who wouldn't suck your cock.

Guy1: My girlfriend wouldn't suck my cock... Guy2: What a bitch\! Guy1: Exactly... what a bitch\!

230. (bitch) (4↑, 9↓)
1. A female dog. 2. Derogatory misogynistic word as a label for women, depending of course on whose opinion you are taking. Although considered foul by many, it's connotation over time has started to take on a more positive form not always meant to offend. 3. A woman who is viewed as having particularly less than savory characteristics such as being slutty, worthless, annoying, and most usually used in regards to when they're mean. 4. The act of complaining, especially when said action is in excess. 5. A term used to describe and insult a man who is either [whipped], a wuss, emotional, at the losing end of a verbal or physical ass whooping, or possesses any other characteristics. Either used as a general insult to pick a fight or horseplay; making him seen as either the antithesis of a top dog in the male pecking order (get your mind out of the gutter); or to describe him as having characteristics, whether truth or fiction, realistic or unrealistic, typical or stereotypical, as being that attributed to women.

1. That bitch was in heat\! 2. Love all my bitches... 3. Jesus christ on graham cracker, she must be on her monthly visit. What a bitch\! 4. I could be only five minutes late for work, take wage cuts, do some overtime without extra pay, but still my boss manages to be a royally ungrateful jackass and does nothing but bitch that I did this or that\! Fuck him\! 5. I'm gonna kick your ass and make you my bitch\!

231. (bitch) (6↑, 11↓)
A word females SHOULD NOT be called, no matter how annoying or promiscuous they are.

She's a flirt, but not a bitch. She's annoying, but not a bitch. She has a bad attitude, but she isn't a bitch.

232. (bitch) (1↑, 7↓)
Bitch (noun): A woman who won't bang her head against the wall obsessing over someone else's opinion - be it a man or anyone else in her life. She understands that if someone does not approve of her, it's just one person's opinion; therefore, it's of no real importance. She doesn't try to live up to anyone else's standards - only her own. Because of this, she relates to a man very differently. (B)abe (I)n (T)otal (C)ontrol of (H)erself

She thinks for herself and doesn't conform to the arbitrary standards of others for the sake of fitting in? What a bitch\!

233. (bitch) (3↑, 9↓)
a woman that keeps on barking and never stops with a big booty\!

stop barking bitch your so annoying and get your big ass out of my face\!

Author: little miss goth girl http://bitch.urbanup.com/3900031
234. (bitch) (2↑, 8↓)
the definition of a bitch is a FLUFFRAT. in other words. Hasan.

"wheres fluffrat at?" "his being a bitch"

Author: wilsonsflufffffffffffff http://bitch.urbanup.com/3728921
235. (Bitch) (0↑, 6↓)
Queen Bitch. Thinks shes ruler of the world and he class/ work. Or: Totally Alpha and extremely vicous and bossy in a good way

person a: dude shes a bitch person b: wait in a good way like the alpha bitch? dude she can control the world if she wanted to.

Author: TatianaisCool http://bitch.urbanup.com/3621203
236. (Bitch) (1↑, 7↓)
B-Beautiful I-Individual T-That C-Causes H-Hornyness

That bitch makes my sticker peck out.

237. (bitch) (5↑, 11↓)
Always a woman, who enjoys performing sexual acts on/for men, including: 1. Ball-licking 2. ass-fucking 3. pussy-fucking 4. boob fucking 5. blowjob/cock sucking And more...

I fucked that bitch hard last night. I put that bitch down on the bed, on her back and held her head down, while i stuck my hard Cock in her ass, and fucked her. Then i rammed my still-hard cock in her sizzling wet pussy, while she screamed and moaned for me to fuck her more. Later she sucked my balls, and gave me the wettest cocksuck/blowjob until i cummed in her mouth, and she swallowed it. Even though i was done, that bitch still wanted more of my cock...

Author: manydefinitions http://bitch.urbanup.com/3285135
238. (bitch) (13↑, 19↓)
Being In Total Control Of Him Simply: Bitch.

Pers1: WTF are u doing?? Pers2: Bitching

239. (Bitch) (16↑, 22↓)
TO BE SOMEONE'S BITCH means to be a person who is treated like shit at work ( coz it usualy is used by bosses and job partners)

A: oh my boss is a real bitch\! B: no , YOU ARE HER BITCH \!

240. (bitch) (14↑, 20↓)
1) A person who is inconsiderate and rude on almost all occassions. 2) A person who does not give a shit about anyone, only themself. 3) Enjoys talking down to people to please oneself. 4) One who brags excessively about oneself, especially about academic achievements that came at ease.

-Damn that bitch Maxi. -That bitch always uses "hun" and "sweetie" to speak down and belittle other people because she believes that she is the "shit" and no one is better than her. -She brags about how easy AP Chem and Physics were in high school, well to be honest we're not in freakin high school anymore and no one really cares about one did in high school ESPECIALLY bragging about one's achievements *ahem* Maxi. -Blonde girl in Pflueger from Illinois who wears a maroon jacket most times.

Author: blah blah blah blah blah\! http://bitch.urbanup.com/2388061
241. (bitch) (16↑, 22↓)
bitch;noun; is how you refer to a female you are having a confrontation with. also how a female refers to herself when in a heated argument. basically because she feels like she is top dog and she letting the other person know her attitude is bad and she will fight if necessary. also referred to a female who does alot of talking, but scared to fight. also, referred to any person who get out of line with you.

girl 1: excuse, me. but why the hell are you all in my man face girl2: boo, he ain't actin; like yo man tonight girl1: bitch. don't play wit' me,(to boyfriend)bitch i will slap the shit outta you. don't even fuckin' play girl2: who you calling a bitch, bitch. you don't even know me like that. girl1: even more reason to call you one, bitch girl2: bitch, you ain't ready girl1: naw, you ain't ready. 'cause you dunn ran up on the right bitch on the wrong day. girl2: whatever, bitch. i ain't even gonna fight you. girl1: yeah 'cause you already know what time it is. girl2: whatever girl: yeah, like i thought, bitch

Author: MELISSA HARRIS http://bitch.urbanup.com/2171471
242. (bitch) (0↑, 6↓)
Beautiful Individual That Creates Hard-ons

My Girlfriend is such a bitch, she gve me the biggest stiffy last night at the mall.

243. (Bitch) (0↑, 7↓)
The word Bitch used to have only one meaning. However now a days, the word Bitch can mean several different things. 1. Bitch- (adj.) A word to describe a female dog. 2. Bitch- (adj.) A derogatory term used to describe a female who is a nag, rude, annoying, or disrespectful. 3. Bitch- (adj.) Another word for hoe, whore, or prostitute. 4. Bitch- (adj.) A derogatory term used to describe a male who is not acting manly. 5. Bitch- (n.) A person who is a slave to another person, both in sexual and non sexual terms.

1. When the man asked me about my dog, I told him she was a bitch. 2. Man, today my girlfriend was being a real bitch. 3. Look at the booty on that bitch\! 4. He used to be cool, but now he is a real bitch. 5. That's my bitch over there. Hey bitch, get me some coke\!

244. (Bitch) (4↑, 11↓)
A bitch also known as a female dog. But in some terms the word "bitch" is used as a curse word.

Colby was such a bitch today\! I love my bitch (dog) she's a poodle\!

245. (bitch) (4↑, 11↓)
relating to [cuntface], resembling your mother on her period. often relating to a girl who seems to be constantly [PMS]ing

Tim: Geez, your being a bitch today Kaylie: fuck you your an ass. Tim:you'll get over it

246. (Bitch) (4↑, 11↓)
(noun, African-American slang, used in a non-derrogatory manner) a woman

I ain't fixin' yo car, get that bitch to do it ho, I gots me some fried chicken to foshizzle up nigga\!

247. (Bitch) (3↑, 10↓)
A Thing that I would like to fuck. usually a female that is "hot as hell" and has a vajayjay as large as a crater in the moon

Your sister is a bitch your mom is a bitch osama is a bitch sadam is a bitch

Author: 1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\\'asdf http://bitch.urbanup.com/3171118
248. (Bitch) (4↑, 11↓)
beautiful individual that causes hornyness

Fuck harder bitch\!\!\!

Author: fuckfuckfuckaduck\!\!\! http://bitch.urbanup.com/3082810
249. (bitch) (3↑, 10↓)
Person who sleeps with everyone but you.

Sarah slept with Todd and Joey, but that bitch won't sleep with me.

250. (Bitch) (6↑, 13↓)
n: Bitch (bich): Source: (The Maddox-tionary) 1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun. 2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated. 3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc. 4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation. 5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane. 6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party. 7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you. 8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.

1.) "Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch." 2.) Hey Bubba, looks like we got a new bitch in town 3.) Jimmy couldn't fuck with anybody in Street Fighter, what a bitch. 4.) What are you doing tonight? "Being the corporate bitch" 5.) I'm glad I'm not the bitch today, unlike that poor guy over there 6.) "Aw shit this is a long ass line." "Shoulda got here faster, you stupid bitch" 7.) "I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah\!" "Wow, fine, quit being a bitch" 8.) Look at that chick over there with the "2 hot 4 u" shirt. "Yeah she's a bitch.."

251. (bitch) (9↑, 16↓)
beautiful individual that causes hardons

Man that bitch was really hot.

252. (Bitch) (8↑, 15↓)
Noun: Bitch (bich): 1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun. 2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated. 3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Super Dodgeball on NES, English, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc. 4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation. 5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane. 6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party. 7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you. 8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.

"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch." "I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah\!" -Maddox

253. (bitch) (4↑, 11↓)
Female version of a prick. Derogatory term, usually. No, no wait. Always.

Girl: Where's my peanut butter cookie? Other girl: Oh, Morgan ate it. Girl:Oh, he's such a [prick]\! Other Girl: No\! Morgan the girl... Girl: Oh. Uh, the nerve of that bitch\!

Author: Womanof MassDestruction http://bitch.urbanup.com/2630811
254. (bitch) (20↑, 27↓)
Any woman who does not take kindly to sexual harassment

Man: Hey sexy Woman: Fuck off Man: Wow, what a bitch

255. (bitch) (0↑, 8↓)
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the black one is a bitch pussy sissy fagget

256. (bitch) (3↑, 11↓)
A Punk-Ass Loser Who is Either Scared Of People, A Girl Who Thinks She's The Shit, Or Anyone Who Does Anything Everyone Tells Him To Do.

Julio Ayala, Eric Garcia, Dara Everett, Brittney Powell, Sean Rooney, & Master Roshi Are All A Bitch\!\! lmao =D

Author: David & Darrel http://bitch.urbanup.com/2784977
257. (bitch) (7↑, 15↓)
A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch.

258. (bitch) (3↑, 11↓)
1. A [dog], a [female] dog. 2. A [mean], [unbearable] female. May or may not sleep around. Can now be applied to gay men or to anybody who is nasty or unpleasant. 3. To [gripe], [complain], and [whine] about something. 4. A person in a [submissive] position.

"Yep, that's one fine-lookin' bitch." "How about we sing "Ann Coulter is a Stupid Bitch," in D minor?" "Naomi wanted her sister Nikki married off right away because she saw Nikki looking at her husband? Can't she see that Nikki looks at any man like that?\! She's a cur-bitch in heat\!" "Will you stop bitching about how you didn't get that iPod?\! It's a music-player; it's a thing\!" "I've wanted so long to be your bitch\!"

259. (Bitch) (5↑, 13↓)
The middle position of the back seat of a car; the most unwanted seat.

1) S: "Shotgun\!" K: "Not bitch" N: "Not bitch\!" A: "damn. Looks like I'm bitch." 2) It's good to know someone who likes to ride bitch, because it is 1 less thing to settle stoned.

260. (Bitch) (3↑, 11↓)
1. A woman who is nasty to many people for no reason, because she feels like crap and it makes her feel better. 2. A word used to describe a woman who wines alot. 3. A female dog. 4. A crude sexual name for a woman.

Omg Amanda is such a bitch, she trashed his house, cut up all his clothes then set his house on fire\! All she does is bitch about how much she has to pay for Jimmy Choos. oh yess give it to me bitch\!\!\!\!

Author: a speak the truth\! http://bitch.urbanup.com/2639801
261. (Bitch) (11↑, 19↓)
A woman who uses you for your money.

tupac shakur defined it in his song "I Wonda Why They Call U Bitch"

262. (bitch) (15↑, 23↓)
1. (to a man) any woman other than his own mother 2. female dog

all bitches are hoes -Eminem

Author: theoneverdies http://bitch.urbanup.com/2436046
263. (bitch) (9↑, 17↓)
Ghetto term in which describing black hookers. Mainly used by black men or "gangstars"(cool people black or white)

"wait until a get this bitch of the dick\!" "yo bitch get ova here and start [fuckin] n suckin" "Nancy how much for an Afternoon quickee Bitch?

Author: disgruntledmudafuka http://bitch.urbanup.com/2424951
264. (bitch) (33↑, 41↓)
someone who a)talks about people behind their backs but acts like their friend or just does that for no reason b)a hooker c)a slut d)annoying person e)someone unloyal to their friends f)mean person

a)Linda:karren is poor and her mum is a hoe janet:isn't she your bestfriend linda: yeh b)give me the money bitch c)she slept with every guy here d)your always winning you bitch e)i wont tell her that her boyfriends going to dump her f)your always bullying her you bitch

265. (Bitch) (42↑, 50↓)
Used for a girl and her best friend.Not in a mean way, but in cliques so to say.

She is my \#1 bitch.These are my bitches.

Author: browneyedprepxoxo http://bitch.urbanup.com/1521234
266. (Bitch) (1↑, 10↓)
An insult directed at a woman who will fuck anyone except you.

That Kim Kardashian's a real bitch.

267. (Bitch) (2↑, 11↓)
a rude or mean person a femail dog

my best friend, (JK) YOU are such a bitch\!

Author: 5555555555555555555555555dddCM http://bitch.urbanup.com/3648481
268. (Bitch) (4↑, 13↓)
a woman, esp. a bad tempered, promiscuous woman, or a coarse term of contempt or hostility.

Example 1: BITCH, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY\! Example 2: Oh my god, she's such a bitch.

Author: Darvid pwamper http://bitch.urbanup.com/2615843
269. (bitch) (15↑, 24↓)
A bitch is a woman who thinks she's better than you. A bitch is out for the money. A bitch will know you in the streets but ignore you in the club. A bitch will ignore you unless you're ridin' on dubs.

Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry, scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you probably are.

270. (Bitch) (4↑, 14↓)
1)BarrackObama;worst thing that has ever happend to this country. 2)Hillary Clinton;a woman that blows everyone in congress; even the girls\! A giant whore. 3)A dirty slut that fucks around with anyone who will give it to her/him... 4)Whipped boy who follows around his girlfriend and does what ever she wants; he turns her off... He does it to get some but never gets it.

Ex:That dumb bitch is screwing over our country. Sit down and talk with the terrorists; they are going to road side bomb your ass bitch\! Ex: That bitched fucked John KERRY\! Ex: JOEL\! Bitched fucked over some hottaytes\! Ex:David; he does anythingn for muh best friend and never gets shit.

Author: Blahhh;;yourbff http://bitch.urbanup.com/4120084
271. (bitch) (2↑, 12↓)
Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-Ons

LAD : UR A BITCH GIRL : I ALREADY KNW IM A BEAUTIFUL INDIVIDUAL THAT CAUSES HARD-ONS, NO NEED 2 TELL ME

Author: U DNT NEED 2 KNW http://bitch.urbanup.com/3269295
272. (Bitch) (1↑, 11↓)
see [Eli Manning] NFL "Player"

Wow, Eli Manning is such a bitch...

273. (bitch) (4↑, 14↓)
A bitch is a female human (Woman).

The term son of a bitch is a form of profanity usually used to refer to a man who is nasty, rude or otherwise offensive.

274. (bitch) (4↑, 14↓)
Noun: Bitch (bich): 1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun. 2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated. 3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc. 4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation. 5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane. 6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party. 7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you. 8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.

"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch." "I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah\!"

275. (bitch) (10↑, 20↓)
Someone (usually a female) who sleeps with everone but you (as opposed to a slut, who sleeps with everyone).

Sarah is such a bitch. She wouldn't do anything with me, even though she rode Franco\!

Author: Josh Ümlaüt http://bitch.urbanup.com/2592366
276. (bitch) (5↑, 15↓)
n. (In the restaurant industry) Any white woman over the age of thirty.

A white woman (women-bitches) ordering highly specific items and demanding a level of service which will never reflect the resulting tip. "That fucking bitch just left me a 50 cent tip."

Author: Woodrow and Betty http://bitch.urbanup.com/2591183
277. (Bitch) (6↑, 16↓)
Someone who cheats on you then breaks up with you and makes out with some other guy the next day at wrc.

MELANIE sure is a huge bitch.

278. (bitch) (18↑, 28↓)
[The Shame], in the literal sense In other senses, a bitch may be defined as: 1. A female dog 2. A prostitute/slovenly woman 3. A woman who is rude/mean 4. Temporarily, and female on her period However, [The Shame] is and always will be the number one bitch

Dude...Fucking [The Shame] is such a bitch...I hate her so much

279. (Bitch) (27↑, 37↓)
A term for a female canine, also a derogatory (slang) term used to label a female OR male supposedly due to their non-assertive nature... Also pronounced 'Bi-atch'

"Go get me a beer now, bitch\!" OR "The bitch is in season, should have pups soon..." OR "Yeah, he's my bitch..."

280. (bitch) (2↑, 13↓)
A female dog in heat, or, A really mean girl that usually is bossy, loud, and snobby.

I would like to breed my bitch with your stud. Katie is such a bitch\!

Author: cookiedough56 http://bitch.urbanup.com/2875115
281. (bitch) (5↑, 16↓)
a dumb cunt a dumber cunt or my favorite the dumbest cunt

thats why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker.

Author: Blue man for life http://bitch.urbanup.com/2793878
282. (Bitch) (2↑, 13↓)
1). Another definition of a coward 2). A *WRONG* way to call a woman UNLESS she is TRULY acting like one. 3). A Female dog 4). A word used at the end of a sentence usually used to maintain one's hardness.

1). Yo why aint u fightin' that nigga don't be a bitch he called you a pussy. 2). HEY BITCH GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN PAPER\! 3). I'm about to get rid of this bitch she keeps shittin' everywhere. 4). We in the club bitch.

283. (bitch) (11↑, 22↓)
1) A person who thinks nothing is ever good enough 2) A person who treats their direct family like [shit] and everyone else like gold 3) A woman who wears high heels all the time, especially on hard surfaces to make an annoying sound 4) A person who chews with their mouth open 5) [Women] in general

My forty-year old mother is a bitch

284. (Bitch) (1↑, 13↓)
a woman who no matter how much a man beats her emotionally, physically or mentally she repeatedly comes bacc as if she is a dog coming bacc to there owner

"Bitch Come Here before i fucc you up"

285. (bitch) (2↑, 14↓)
normally a blonde person who's a pain in the ass but who is also very hot

"you BITCH" "you are my sexy bitch

Author: da bomb and you know it http://bitch.urbanup.com/2910139
286. (bitch) (3↑, 15↓)
1. Person, usually female (although terminology is becoming increasingly popular in the male aspect), who believe themselves to be better than everybody else except a selection of fellow bitches (who pretend to be good friends but bitch about each other when they're not around). They also act snooty towards people they believe to be inferior to them 2. To talk about somebody behind their back negatively, also known as back-stabbing. Practice is most commonly carried among bitches. 3. A Female Dog

1. Abbey is the epitome of bitch 2. "Omg Denya, come over to my house and we can have a bitch about everyone at school, especially Ellie\!" 3. Roxie the dog is a bitch

287. (Bitch) (4↑, 16↓)
A women who constantly lies, complains, curses, etc. Over little things

Damn dude that girl Rachel Royalty is a fuckin bitch all she does is complain

288. (bitch) (2↑, 14↓)
noun:1 the female dog or other carnivorous mammal 2: a vulgar or immoral woman, sometimes used as a general term of abuse 3:something that is very difficult or unpleasant transitive verb:1 spoil or ruin 2: to cheat or rook 3: to complain of or about

noun usage1: "Is your dog male or female?" "She's a bitch" 2:"That stripper is a nasty bitch\!" 3: "Ugh. cleaning my room is a bitch." transitive verb usage1: "you bitched me\!" 2:"they bitched and moaned about the hike"

289. (bitch) (2↑, 15↓)
. A dick/penis Most commonly used by girls towards other girls, but can be directed towards guys too. That girl you hate at school who completely ruins your life, steals your boyfriend and spreads nasty rumors about you. The kind of girl you don't want to make mad.

"That slutbag boyfriend stealer is a total bitch\!"

290. (bitch) (6↑, 19↓)
any female, wheather available or not who is not interested in dating me.

she was a very nice nice girl but was a bitch because she wouldn't date such a neat guy like me.

291. (bitch) (11↑, 24↓)
A term used to describe a man's beer belly.

"Dude, you better stop drinking all that beer - your bitch is getting huge.

292. (bitch) (27↑, 40↓)
What Hillary Clinton is

some naive Hillary supporter: "I'm gonna vote for Hillary." a not so naive liberal: "Hillary's crazy." a conservative: "Hillary Clinton is an unGodly woman." a Libertarian: "Hillary's a complete bitch. Vote for Ron Paul instead."

293. (bitch) (15↑, 28↓)
A slang term for a gun

pass the bitch so I can smoke this fool

Author: I.C.I.B Goldman http://bitch.urbanup.com/2313182
294. (bitch) (21↑, 34↓)
a bitch is some woman in your life that has fucked you six ways to sunday and has left you holding a big sac of shit...no country song playing backwards here...you do not get your house back,your truck back,your dog back,ect,ect...

my ex wife is a fucking bitch\!\!\!\!\!\!

295. (Bitch) (7↑, 21↓)
1. A parasite that sucks the life out of all things worth living for, everything fun, and everything worth doing. ("We were about to hook up, then this bitch comes in and starts telling us to get out of her camper. Bitch shouldn't have left the door open.") 2. Somebody who takes it up the ass because they got sent to prison. ("Grab my belt loop, Bitch.") 3. Usually an ugly girl using the word "Bitch" as a right of passage, Because all of her friends are hot, and she wants to act like they do, But can't get away with it because she isn't attractive. (Hotgirl - "Fuck this, You gotta treat me right. I ain't no slut" Ugly girl - "Yeah she ain't no slut, you trick" me - "Well, if she hangs out with you, shes going to end up as obese, ugly, and as slutty as you. So ill pass. Bye Bitch." 4. A girl who refuses to cook me steak, And rub my back while I play halo. ("Me - "Rub my back, and cook me steak" Her - "Hell no, you haven't done shit all day. I'm not your maid." Me - "Yeah, and this isn't a homeless shelter. And you're gonna need one now. Get out, bitch"" 5. Feminists. ("Fuck you feminist bitches"

1. ("We were about to hook up, then this bitch comes in and starts telling us to get out of her camper. Bitch shouldn't have left the door open.") 2.("Grab my belt loop, Bitch.") 3.(Hotgirl - "Fuck this, You gotta treat me right. I ain't no slut" Ugly girl - "Yeah she ain't no slut, you trick" me - "Well, if she hangs out with you, shes going to end up as obese, ugly, and as slutty as you. So ill pass. Bye Bitch." 4.("Me - "Rub my back, and cook me steak" Her - "Hell no, you haven't done shit all day. I'm not your maid." Me - "Yeah, and this isn't a homeless shelter. And you're gonna need one now. Get out, bitch"" 5.("Fuck you feminist bitches"

296. (bitch) (3↑, 17↓)
1.The oldest usage for this term was actually an empowering one for women, it was a term of endearment for the Goddess, without which life could not have been created. She was the mother(breeder) of the human race. 2. Then applied to female dogs used to breed, then for any female dog, whether breeding or not 3. then applied to women to demean us to the ranks of a dog. 4.More recently it applies to women in power(Again deriving from the use in connection with the Goddess, but usually used derogitorily by men who feel emasculated by the women who break through the glass ceiling). 5.It is also a term for someone riding on the back of a motorcyle.

1.Let us give thanks to the Bitch. 2.She's a fine Bitch, I hope she'll have many pups. 3. That is bitch ugly.(this means dog ugly) 4. That bitch fired me\! 5.I'm getting my harley, and my girl's gonna ride bitch.

Author: wickedhurricane http://bitch.urbanup.com/2897721
297. (Bitch) (5↑, 19↓)
A bitch is a female dog (any kid on the playground can tell you that), or a female human who, like a dog, will whimper, growl, and occasionally bite back. When someone calls a woman a bitch, the message is that she is straying from the quiet, obedient, feminine ideal. She is uppity--and needs to be controlled. First used to describe lady dogs in 1000 A.D., bitch was applied to humans about 400 years later. The term has endured the test of time and is still a big favorite for putting a woman in her place. The modern twist is applying it to men. A male bitch is seen as "womanish": whiny, weak, and submissive (and more than likely gay). Like some other really sharp putdowns, bitch has been picked apart lately in an effort to remove its sting. In the early '90s, for instance, riot girl bands like Bikini Kill and Huggy Bear screamed it out in songs, scrawled the word on their skin, and openly embraced other "bitchy" behaviors, like shouting at their fans. They gave bitch its own ironic twist in an attempt to "reclaim" it. Around the same time, with male hip-hop artists like N.W.A. calling women bitches and hos in their rhymes, female hip-hop artists worked their own magic to diffuse the bitch bomb--most notably Queen Latifah, who demanded to know: "Who you callin' a bitch?" Lil' Kim turned the word on its head once again and proclaimed herself the "Queen Bitch."

Denny: "So, did you two kiss???" Kenny: "No... she though we were 'moving too fast.'" Denny: "Man, she's such a bitch." Kylie: "Ehmagawd, Sara called me an [LBR]\!\!\! Can you believe that???\!\!\!" Mylie: "Are you serious???\!\!\! Gawd, what a bitch\!\!\!"

Author: Lance's Buddy http://bitch.urbanup.com/2891754
298. (bitch) (4↑, 18↓)
something to put you [penis] into and used for sex only seen i bar as their main habitat and when see out of a club they are suck the money out of some poor guy's wallet

that [bitch] was [tight]

299. (bitch) (6↑, 20↓)
a woman who won't go down on her knees and open her mouth.

That bitch didn't get down on her knees so i bashed her up and raped her tight ass pussy instead.

Author: Amanda Pereira http://bitch.urbanup.com/2703060
300. (Bitch) (7↑, 21↓)
a bitch is that girl in high school who always bothers you and she wont stop untill you make her suck you.

"Hey you dirty bitch get over here and suck me"

301. (bitch) (9↑, 23↓)
[b.i.t.c.h] Being,In,Total,Control,Him

"that girl is a true bitch you see how she got him"?

Author: chantel franklin http://bitch.urbanup.com/2341708
302. (bitch) (40↑, 54↓)
Someone who shuts up and makes me a sandwich.

"Shut up and make me a sandwich, BITCH\!"

303. (bitch) (12↑, 27↓)
Beautiful Intelligent Talented Confident Honey This word is not associated to Ladies. A Bitch is a person who sips hot chocolate, munches on muffins, and generally entertains people around a table in a coffee shop. Opposite 2 Hussy

Flash is so confident in himself, he can ping every light in the room without thinking of the consequences. He is such as a sociable guy. He is a True Bitch

304. (bitch) (19↑, 34↓)
A fucking whore a girl who enjoy fucking around

Kelly: i fucked all your friends Vince: Shut up, you bitch

305. (bitch) (7↑, 23↓)
Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons.

Man \#1: Woah\! She's some bitch\! Man \#2: Yeah man, I saw that bitch last week.

306. (Bitch) (12↑, 28↓)
Babe In Total Control of Herself OR Babe In Total Control of Him

She's a Bitch and quite proud of it =)

307. (bitch) (21↑, 37↓)
an annoyin arrogant uptite frigid girl who pretends boys are on it with her when they think shes an ugly turd.

noorie the ugly bitch

308. (bitch) (9↑, 26↓)
1. a woman you don't know and probably won't get to know 2. some one who complains and whines about everything 3. that one ugly girl at the club that always comes with her fine friends and refuses to let you spit at her....also known as a female Cock Blocker

1. *aye look at that bitch over there* *I dont kno that bitch* 2. Man, Tom Be Actin Like a Lil Bitch. 3. I was tryin talk to her bitch friend wouldn't leave me da fuck alone

Author: \bitchTKO\bitch http://bitch.urbanup.com/2323354
309. (bitch) (4↑, 22↓)
A sexually submissive male who is used by sexually dominant men for their pleasure. Being the "bitch" is akin to being a homosexual sexslave.

In prison he was his cellmate's little bitch every night.

Author: knows from experience http://bitch.urbanup.com/2437268
310. (bitch) (10↑, 28↓)
N. A person who is repulsive to all (or most) of the senses

Tanya is not a bitch...even though she may think she is, she is actually a sweet and awesome person

Author: huskyhawkcougar http://bitch.urbanup.com/2122760
311. (bitch) (13↑, 31↓)
1. A Female Dog (what everyone knows) 2. A word of praise meaning "[fine]" announced to woman 3. The term for riding in the middle seat of a vehicle 4. A insult that is taken lightly by stupid women 5. An insult to a woman 6. The man taking it up the ass in prison 7. When used in reference to a man it is equal to "[pussy]"

1. "The bitch has a litter of about 4 pups now" 2. "damn Bitch you are so damn juicy ME WANT ME WANT" 3. "HAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT BITCH\!\!\!" 4. Man: You fucking BITCH Woman: thankyou Man: no what i mean was the reference of bitch meaning equal to a 'fucking cunt' not as in nice ass see somehow when i say something offensive you think that i am complementing you however that just proves you are of lesser intellegence than me 5. Man: "Bitch\!\!\!" Woman: "NEEDLE DICK" 6. "yeah you like that huh you little bitch, yeah thats LOVE IT" 7. Friend: Tom you little bitch just jump\!\!\! I DID Tom: aw damnit... FFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK SPLASH\!\!\!

312. (bitch) (19↑, 37↓)
guys that just act like whiney little women

Marc Whitmire is such a bitch he looks like if you smacked him he would cry.

Author: Marcus Kafaybian http://bitch.urbanup.com/1940581
313. (bitch) (9↑, 28↓)
1. a girl/ woman/ teen girl who is in control of her life, and does not fear any thing, acts the way she wants and is always confidnet therefore others call her a bitch. 2. the other kind of bitch is a whiney good for nothing trash talker who wish they could be like number one^^^^^^

(1)i stole that bitches man. (2)that bitch stole my man.

314. (Bitch) (10↑, 29↓)
3.5 gram bag of cocaine

How much you want? Give me a Bitch.... That's $200 man. Rite on\!

315. (bitch) (14↑, 33↓)
A word dsribing a friend that is or was really mean. Mostly a girl.

You're being so mean that you were a bitch.

316. (bitch) (16↑, 35↓)
An insult used to describe women that is one or more of the following: - Inconsiderate - Intellectually challenged - Annoying - Has a bad attitude - Japanese - Promiscuous

D: Why did you block me? Y: Coz I felt like it. D: WTF BITCH\!\! \<Y is offline\>

317. (bitch) (38↑, 59↓)
(1)Your ex-girlfriend. (2)A degraratory term. (3)Hardship. (4)Complaining. (5)Micheal Jackson.

(1)know, my ex girlfriend? She was such a bitch\! (2)Fuck you, bitch. (3)Life is such a bitch. (4)Alan:*insert random rant here* Joe:Dude, stop bitching and go fuck a car. (5)No explanation needed.

318. (BITCH) (10↑, 32↓)
Babe In Total Control of Herself

If someone calls me a BITCH, I always thank them, because your damn right I am a bitch. Always have been and always will be.

319. (Bitch) (33↑, 56↓)
often used as a way for a lad to describe his girlfreind often to calling her his bird

a lad might say: 'Shes my Bitch'

320. (bitch) (19↑, 43↓)
1. a female who won't put out 2. a female who acts two faced or cold for no reason 3. a female 4. the middle seat 5. methamphetamine 6. a term to express the gayness of others 7. a servant 8. the "catcher"

1. "that bitch wont get on my dick" 2. "shes such a bitch" 3. "c'mere bitch" 4. "haha BITCH(6) you have to ride bitch" 5. "hey guys lets go smoke some bitch""or not" 6. "stop watching brokebutt mountain bitch" 7. "go get me a beer bitch" 8. well...you can figure this one out

321. (Bitch) (24↑, 49↓)
an assertive woman. Originally one of the Roman Goddess Diana's names. She was the goddess of hunting, and would travel with a pack of dogs (hence "female dog")

From a Trina song: "I'm the baddest bitch"

322. (bitch) (61↑, 86↓)
An arrogant, female usually used to insult a female

I hate my Professor she's such a bitch\!

323. (bitch) (28↑, 54↓)
a woman in her full power

like when a man yells "hey ya bitch" it means the woman was in control for a person to get so angery

Author: raven^.\bitch http://bitch.urbanup.com/1697135
324. (bitch) (51↑, 77↓)
[Bitch] Babe In Total Control of Herself

I'm a Bitch\!\!\!\! That's right yes I am

325. (bitch) (14↑, 42↓)
a person (male or female) who drinks wine coolers (also known as "premium malt beverages"). Hence said beverages being known as "bitch drinks."

"Hey. Why are you drinking Bacardi Silver... bitch."

Author: manosdefierro http://bitch.urbanup.com/2114656
326. (bitch) (20↑, 51↓)
A term of endearment. If you are girl your friends can be your Bitches. If you are a guy your girlfriend can be yo bitch\!

Hey look here come my bitches\! Hey lads any of ye seen my bitch?\!

327. (bitch) (11↑, 61↓)
verb: to mess up pretty bad 2. to beat up 3. just whoop shit

1: i definately bitched that test 2. nuhhhhhhh son i jsut bitched you up real bad 3. yeah brock completely bitched up every on venture last night

328. (bitch) (47↑, 103↓)
1) The woman that is not afraid to define her world in her own terms. She calls it like she sees it, and takes no [shit]. She can be mean, heartless and careless but at the end of the day she is making the world a much cleaner place. 2) The girly, whiny boyfriend 3) The slave 4) and the skanky [whore]

1) You are damn right that I am a bitch. 2) Will you tell your bitch that he needs to [fucking] calm down. 3) You know that you are supposed to be on your knees bitch. 4) That bitch has been around the track a few times.

Author: Lauren Louise http://bitch.urbanup.com/1493274
329. (Bitch) (31↑, 102↓)
A very negative word used against womyn reguardless of who it is used on. Effects the entire female gender and should not be used.

"What a bitch" "that word has negative connotation towards womyn, you shouldn't ever use it"

Author: True Blue Rebel Grrl http://bitch.urbanup.com/2184229
330. (bitch) (30↑, 119↓)
girlfreind or your chick, not so much wife

I fucked me [bitch ]last night, we broke da bed [Bitch] [Shortie] [My boo] [my gash] [my chick] [my lady] [my nigga] [sweet, sweet pussy] [pussyhole]

Last updated: 2012.02.29

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